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Galaxian · Dec 3, 2003

Okay, okay!

Everyone is freaking out about interviews, so a little humor should lighten things up. Here's a joke I heard the other day.

What is the most dangerous time of day for the radiologist?

2 p.m. when he has to be careful to avoid car collisions with anesthesiologists leaving the hospital!

I don't know, it sounds stupid written down, but it was funny when the anesthesiologist told me...

huktonfonix · Dec 3, 2003

yeah, you're right....it does sound stupid written down.

I think ya may have to stop sniffin the Sevo and Nitrous. Turning the dial to the right turns it OFF!

drfeelgood · Dec 3, 2003

How can you tell the difference between the shoes of a general surgeon, an orthopod and an anesthesiologist?

the G. Surgeon has blood stains all over them.

the orthopod has plaster all over them.

the Anesthesiologist has coffee stains......

Galaxian · Dec 3, 2003

Plaster, my ass... They all use that goopy fiberglass stuff now. The orthopod's shoes are covered with a fine mixture of bone marrow and arthroscopy saline! The Gyno's shoes are covered with amniotic fluid and cervical mucus. The internist's shoes are covered with feces and vomit (they do take care of a lot of sick gomers). Guess what the Urologist's shoes are covered with?!

Here's another one with several variations I'm sure you've heard of:

Anesthesiologist's ABCs=airway, bagel, cream cheese or airway, book, chair

Tenesma · Dec 3, 2003

you forgot to point out that those coffee-stained shoes the anesthesiologist is wearing are actually his Bruno Maglis

deleted6669 · Dec 4, 2003

the ones that have just resurfaced from his closet several years after their " little incident" in O.J.'s back yard......

Krafty · Dec 6, 2003

[first one]
T-shirt idea from Yale:
Anesthesia - Sleep with the best.

[another one]
You ever hear of a "double-blind" study?
=two Orthos looking at an EKG

oldandtired · Dec 6, 2003

"What is the most dangerous time of day for the radiologist?

2 p.m. when he has to be careful to avoid car collisions with anesthesiologists leaving the "

I think that these days it is to avoid car collisions with the surgeons and internists. The workload has really shot up! The days 10-2 days are long gone.

DireWolf · Dec 7, 2003

Originally posted by Galaxian
Okay, okay!

Everyone is freaking out about interviews, so a little humor should lighten things up. Here's a joke I heard the other day.

What is the most dangerous time of day for the radiologist?

2 p.m. when he has to be careful to avoid car collisions with anesthesiologists leaving the hospital!

I don't know, it sounds stupid written down, but it was funny when the anesthesiologist told me...

The PP anesthesiologists I've talked to all say they work around 50-60 hours a week. Usually 7AM-6PM five days a week.

gaseous · Dec 7, 2003

Originally posted by DireWolf
The PP anesthesiologists I've talked to all say they work around 50-60 hours a week. Usually 7AM-6PM five days a week.

The thread title is lighthearted fun remember..........

tahitian3 · Dec 7, 2003

hey, keep the jokes coming!

ICUDOC · Dec 9, 2003

What's the difference between an anesthesiologist and a urologist???

A anesthesiologist spends the whole day holding his own dick in his hands.......

Tenesma · Dec 9, 2003

icudoc...

why do you think we have a calstat dispenser next to our machines??

doc_strange2001 · Dec 10, 2003

not really a joke..but after watching surgeons sweat, slave and b*tch over a whipple procedure for 9 hours while myself and the resident kicked back for 9 hours i realized that anesthesiology is GRRRREEEAAT

jocwyo · Dec 13, 2003

A surgeon told me this one:

Question:

What do you call an anesthesiologist in a suit and tie?

Answer:

Defendant

Yogi Patel · Dec 13, 2003

An anesthesiologist is a passenger in a commercial jet. Suddenly he hears the stewardess ask over the loudspeaker if there is an anesthesiologist available amongst the passengers.

The anesthesiologist is surprised and proud to hear that his skills are somehow called for. He leaps out of his seat and runs up to the stewardess.

"Is there an airway emergency on the plane?" he asks anxiously.

"Actually no," she replies, "but there's a surgeon in first class who needs his seat adjusted."

Yogi Patel · Dec 13, 2003

Another joke:

What's the difference between a surgeon's first and second wife?

The first wife has fake jewelry and real orgasms.

doc_strange2001 · Dec 13, 2003

Originally posted by Yogi Patel
An anesthesiologist is a passenger in a commercial jet. Suddenly he hears the stewardess ask over the loudspeaker if there is an anesthesiologist available amongst the passengers.

The anesthesiologist is surprised and proud to hear that his skills are somehow called for. He leaps out of his seat and runs up to the stewardess.

"Is there an airway emergency on the plane?" he asks anxiously.

"Actually no," she replies, "but there's a surgeon in first class who needs his seat adjusted."

LMAO

foshizzo · Nov 16, 2005

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts.
As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom.
Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.
As she comes back the male doc says "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." "That's very clever" she says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist". "Wow, how did you guess?"
"I didn't feel a thing"

MechE · Nov 16, 2005

drfeelgood said:
How can you tell the difference between the shoes of a general surgeon, an orthopod and an anesthesiologist?

the G. Surgeon has blood stains all over them.

the orthopod has plaster all over them.

the Anesthesiologist has coffee stains......

jc237 · Nov 16, 2005

MechE said:

strong work

foxtrot · Nov 17, 2005

foshizzo said:
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts.
As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom.
Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.
As she comes back the male doc says "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands." "That's very clever" she says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist". "Wow, how did you guess?"
"I didn't feel a thing"

That is the best one yet!!! :laugh:

davvid2700 · Nov 17, 2005

Tenesma said:
you forgot to point out that those coffee-stained shoes the anesthesiologist is wearing are actually his Bruno Maglis

arent Bruno Magli the shoes OJ was wearing?

chicamedica · Nov 17, 2005

MechE said:

I'm gonna go ahead and copy this to my desktop

ThinkFast007 · Nov 17, 2005

Krafty said:
[first one]
T-shirt idea from Yale:
Anesthesia - Sleep with the best.

[another one]
You ever hear of a "double-blind" study?
=two Orthos looking at an EKG

LOL...i want that YALE shirt!! thats friggin hilarious

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