RustedFox Rants: OK BOOMER: Part 2.

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Awhile back on here I posted a short essay entitled "How to be an Awful Snowbird", I think it was titled "RustedFox Rants: Snowbirds".

In that essay, I railed against snowbirds who park in the fire lane because "they only need a few things and will be right out."
I hope that every senior who does this has their car hit by a truck, or something else of considerable size (big rock, bulldozer, etc.)

I went to my local grocery store this AM, and Barbara was there, sitting in her giant SUV, in the fire lane, probably calculating her next insulin dose, breathing sugar... somehow.

I walked up to her window. It wasn't hard; seeing as how she parked as close to the front door as she could.

"Excuse me, ma'am?"

Barbara rolled down her window a few inches.

"Whaddayouwant?" -
she cackled at me.

I was nice. "Just looking out for you; my cousin got a $250 dollar ticket last week for doing what you're doing; parking in the fire lane."
That was a lie. I don't have a cousin; but I could have been mean about it and said: "Hey; fat old b!tch, you're in the fire lane, now move your ass."

"Well, I have money, so they can ticket me."


Seriously. That was her response.
Zero acknowledgment of "What I'm doing is wrong."
She might as well have said: "Rules are for poor people."

I actually said (yep, I said it again):

Wow.
OK, BOOMER!
You are what is wrong with America.
And the veteran in aisle 4 having chest pain hates you, too.

I walked inside and went on with my shopping. My eyes caught a split-second of a Yankees decal on the back of the other side of her vehicle.
Noo Yawwwwwk.
 
Awhile back on here I posted a short essay entitled "How to be an Awful Snowbird", I think it was titled "RustedFox Rants: Snowbirds".

In that essay, I railed against snowbirds who park in the fire lane because "they only need a few things and will be right out."
I hope that every senior who does this has their car hit by a truck, or something else of considerable size (big rock, bulldozer, etc.)

I went to my local grocery store this AM, and Barbara was there, sitting in her giant SUV, in the fire lane, probably calculating her next insulin dose, breathing sugar... somehow.

I walked up to her window. It wasn't hard; seeing as how she parked as close to the front door as she could.

"Excuse me, ma'am?"

Barbara rolled down her window a few inches.

"Whaddayouwant?" - she cackled at me.

I was nice. "Just looking out for you; my cousin got a $250 dollar ticket last week for doing what you're doing; parking in the fire lane."
That was a lie. I don't have a cousin; but I could have been mean about it and said: "Hey; fat old b!tch, you're in the fire lane, now move your ass."

"Well, I have money, so they can ticket me."

Seriously. That was her response.
Zero acknowledgment of "What I'm doing is wrong."
She might as well have said: "Rules are for poor people."

I actually said (yep, I said it again):

Wow.
OK, BOOMER!
You are what is wrong with America.
And the veteran in aisle 4 having chest pain hates you, too.

I walked inside and went on with my shopping. My eyes caught a split-second of a Yankees decal on the back of the other side of her vehicle.
Noo Yawwwwwk.
YOU, are on a roll.
I can't wait for Chapter 3, where she asymptomatically walks into your ED for, "Wants checked for COVID + work note," and you're her doc. :corny:
 
Not sure if you'll escape the snowbirds there.
 
My in-laws live in Greenville and it’s on my shortlist after fellowship if I want to go back into academics without the research component of a major university system. Charleston is also on that list. Both are becoming relatively expensive and congested for the South but lifestyle is still pretty good.
 
My in-laws live in Greenville and it’s on my shortlist after fellowship if I want to go back into academics without the research component of a major university system. Charleston is also on that list. Both are becoming relatively expensive and congested for the South but lifestyle is still pretty good.
I don't love Prisma, but it is a good community academic place. Charleston is much more the stereotypical academic hospital.

Greenville can be livable if you live outside city limits - Simpsonville, Greer, those type areas.
 
I don't love Prisma, but it is a good community academic place. Charleston is much more the stereotypical academic hospital.

Greenville can be livable if you live outside city limits - Simpsonville, Greer, those type areas.

My in-laws live in Greer. My wife is a Yellow Jacket turned Gamecock and knows the Greer FB coach who is struggling with CA (they were a couple years apart).
 
If you like to run, Swamp Rabbit Trail in Greenville is pretty damn hard to beat. I can imagine biking could be tough due to pedestrians, but distance running is the bomb. The bars along the way like El Thrifty can make those runs interesting...
 
I like this talk about places to enjoy life.

Open question to the forum:
"Convince me to come live and work in your city/locale."

Go.
 
I like this talk about places to enjoy life.

Open question to the forum:
"Convince me to come live and work in your city/locale."

Go.

Nope.

My state’s got enough schmucks looking for EP gigs as it is...


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