any Klingon premeds?

Put the bong down and climb back into bed. It'll all be okay in the morning.

We have control all your base now.

All your base are belong to us

Someone sent up us the bomb

swifteagle43 said:

Its hard being a Klingon since startrek ended...no more good alien american roles in the movies these days

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I take it you didn't see Tom Cruise in "Mission impossible 3"?

NERD!!!




I apologize but I needed to get that out of system. How about Jack Bauer? nabbed the president, equal to Chuck Norris, has a smoking daughter...what else can you want?

RayhanS1282 said:

NERD!!!




I apologize but I needed to get that out of system. How about Jack Bauer? nabbed the president, equal to Chuck Norris, has a smoking daughter...what else can you want?

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blasphemy!

what takes jack bauer 24 hours would only take chuck norris 24 minutes...of roundhouse kicks to their heads.

Wow i head there were people like you in the world, but i figured i had to go to a comic book convention or something to meet one. j/k

In the paraphrased words of triumph the comic dog, this is the closest you will ever get to female genitalia.

Darn! I really was hoping that someone would post something in Klingon in this thread

I hear in Portland, OR they actually have Klingon karyoke. Now that would be amusing!

IDforMe said:

Darn! I really was hoping that someone would post something in Klingon in this thread

I hear in Portland, OR they actually have Klingon karyoke. Now that would be amusing!

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Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam (Translation: Today is a good day to die.)

Before anyone asks, no I don't actually know how to speak Klingon. Google is a wonderful thing.

zek said:

Before anyone asks, no I don't actually know how to speak Klingon. Google is a wonderful thing.

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you scared me for a minute

swifteagle43 said:

Its hard being a Klingon since startrek ended..

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Yeah man that is hard
gosh

swifteagle43 said:

Its hard being a Klingon since startrek ended...no more good alien american roles in the movies these days

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Don't worry friend, there's always sci-fi Friday: SG-1, Atlantis & Battlestar Gallactica Probably the only three shows that Sci-Fi channel is good for.

zek said:

Before anyone asks, no I don't actually know how to speak Klingon. Google is a wonderful thing.

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taHqeq!!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/

Qapla'! Hospital seeks Klingon speaker

Saturday, May 10, 2003 Posted: 10:37 PM EDT (0237 GMT)


PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people -- and not just fans -- consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.

tkim said:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/

Qapla'! Hospital seeks Klingon speaker

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That's incredible.

Klingons are considered URM, so you could definitely get in with a 2.0 GPA and 20 MCAT.