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With acceptance season upon us yet again, the annual pilgrimage out of the Pre-Allo to the Allo forum brings with it a glut of threads in which burgeoning gunners seek our sage advice on how to stomp future classmates into submission. I thought we could help them out by compiling the wisdom of the ages into one official thread. I'll begin:
1). It's a little known fact that repressed sexual energy sharpens athletic and academic abilities due to increased hormonal output. If you want Harvard's derm residency lose the girlfriend, drop that lotion, and start memorizing Robbins immediately. Every top 10% medical student knows that foresaking the boo-tay is a small price to pay for AOA.
1). It's a little known fact that repressed sexual energy sharpens athletic and academic abilities due to increased hormonal output. If you want Harvard's derm residency lose the girlfriend, drop that lotion, and start memorizing Robbins immediately. Every top 10% medical student knows that foresaking the boo-tay is a small price to pay for AOA.