13 tx you letters, 12 roses, 4 LOI, 2 additional LOR's and a patridge in a pear tree

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Anyone else know what I can send to convince Stanford of my desire to go there?

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ROFL, I hear they like brownies, but only if you hand-deliver them. Or was that only after you got accepted. Well, make sure not to send them if you're waitlisted or rejected as they won't eat them.

Also, when you deliver them be sure to wear hunter green. They like that sort of thing.
 
Woah! Not brownies with marijuana in them. It may be Cali...but I think they would be upset when the effect wore off. Then again, providing chips and salsa to take care of the munchies might make them feel better... Your call....
 
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You know Stanford can use an airport
 
a withdrawal letter with a picture of a little kid crying...that might do it.
 
Probably naked pictures of a really hot looking girl that you can garentee will give them the best night of their life might work... But probably not. Might be worth a try though.
 
Doctorcynical,

Maybe you should consider NOT smoking crack before you post!!!
 
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