Ok I will run against you. Here is a BRIEF summary of my positions:
Taxes: Flat 20% for ALL
Healthcare: Repeal Obamacare. Institute YoGabba-care. This model STOPS reimbursement to doctors all together. The patient pays the doctor directly and the insurance company reimburses THEM. Doctors then charge reasonable prices for care and no more insurance games. If this doesn't work, NO coverage for non life threatening issues. Reasonable prices for all.
Abortion: Not my business. If you can sleep at night, knock yourself out.
Gay marriage: Not my business. Knock yourself out.
Foreign policy: I will mind my OWN business. I will not be the f'in world police.
Energy: Drill baby drill!!! AND let's work on alternate energy sources while we drill. Why is this so g*d damn hard?
I will ban party affiliations. All senators will have to vote on how they think, not on how they are told to think.
So that does it. Vote for Yoooooo Gaaaabbba Gabbbaa!!!!!