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My mom sent this one to me, ha ha! :laugh:

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. " For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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samboo said:
My mom sent this one to me, ha ha! :laugh:

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. " For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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hahaha. awesome
 
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Hahahahaaa!!!
whew...thanks for the humor, the wait is becoming unbearable! Waiting to hear from Louisville and MCO...
 
Someone told me this before, and it never gets old :D.
 
samboo said:
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. ."




:barf:
 
I heard that one before, but its def a great med student joke!! :laugh: :laugh:
We students need more jokes like that!
 
Well done sir, well done.
 
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