All I want for Christmas is You parody (Adcoms Edition)

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Inspired by @LizzyM

You want way too much for Christmas
Please come back to reality
How are we going to interview you all?
It's simply an impossibility
You want to serve the underserved?
That's a dime a dozen in here
All we want for Christmas
Is genuine (applicants)
Yeah

You must think that we are stupid
We know you won't follow through (and we)
Know you don't care about serving the underserved communities
We don't need 100 students claiming they want to serve the underserved
All we want for Christmas
Is genuine
Applicants

We just want you to bring
Something unique to the table
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
Is you (to)
At my school, baby

Oh, we won't ask for much this Christmas
We won't even wish for snow (and we)
We'll keep reading through these thousands of applications until we're spent
We won't even make a list of what we want and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
We will even offer you a full-ride scholarship

Cause we want you here with us
We are holding on so tightly
What more can we do?
Oh baby, all we want for Christmas is genuine
Applicants

Oh-oh, we just ask that you don't aspire to be the next Hitler
Just be motivated to make the world a better place
Beyond simple patient care
Be change makers in medicine
There are so much unmet needs
Santa, won't you bring us the one we really need?
Won't you please bring them to us?

Oh, we don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all we're asking for
We just wanna see these applicants standing right outside our door

Oh, we want them for our own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, we'll even throw in a full-ride scholarship with
Stipends, baby