An open letter to Columbia

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Ol'DocToxic

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Dear Columbia:

You're quite a little tease, aren't you? First you woo me with your regular MD program, which I'll admit is very appealing, and to which I applied. Now, you email me information about your Medical School for International Health, which, lucky for me, is taught in English at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev. How clever of you to disguise the informative email to look conspicuously like an interview invitation. Of course, you can understand my disappointment that it was not, in reality, an invite, but rather just you hawking another medical program you offer.

Well Columbia, let me tell you something, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. How about letting me know a little something about that first application I completed to your fine institution several months ago, you know, before asking me to fill out another one. Do you think $100 bills grow on trees? Clearly, your answer to this is that they do not, they just magically appear in the mail with some other paperwork that gets filed under yeah, you've got a chance. Seriously, make with the info you know I'm waiting for, and be quick about it. You don't see Cornell dragging their heels do you?

With warmest regards,

DocToxic
 
Yeah! Take THAT Columbia....Are you gonna let Cornell be your daddy? We can wait....as long as it takes we can wait!!!
 
Ol'DocToxic said:
Dear Columbia:

You're quite a little tease, aren't you? First you woo me with your regular MD program, which I'll admit is very appealing, and to which I applied. Now, you email me information about your Medical School for International Health, which, lucky for me, is taught in English at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev. How clever of you to disguise the informative email to look conspicuously like an interview invitation. Of course, you can understand my disappointment that it was not, in reality, an invite, but rather just you hawking another medical program you offer.

Well Columbia, let me tell you something, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. How about letting me know a little something about that first application I completed to your fine institution several months ago, you know, before asking me to fill out another one. Do you think $100 bills grow on trees? Clearly, your answer to this is that they do not, they just magically appear in the mail with some other paperwork that gets filed under yeah, you've got a chance. Seriously, make with the info you know I'm waiting for, and be quick about it. You don't see Cornell dragging their heels do you?

With warmest regards,

DocToxic
can u write one to every medical school and send them a slim jar of premium olives with it?
 
Whitney said:
Yeah! Take THAT Columbia....Are you gonna let Cornell be your daddy?
CLASSIC!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: 😍

columbia does need a good kick in the ass and a pimp slap too! get to my damn file already!!
 
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