RandomGuy

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hey y'all,
i'm angry because my dad has a friend in the admissions committee at the school that is my top choice, but he won't guarantee me placement in the class. i tried writing a letter, reminding him of his close friendship with my family, but he hasn't gotten back to me. maybe i should write him a check? that's not wrong is it? what are friends for anyway?
 

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RandomGuy said:
hey y'all,
i'm angry because my dad has a friend in the admissions committee at the school that is my top choice, but he won't guarantee me placement in the class. i tried writing a letter, reminding him of his close friendship with my family, but he hasn't gotten back to me. maybe i should write him a check? that's not wrong is it? what are friends for anyway?
extortion is more effective, i'm sure your dad has dirt
 
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RandomGuy said:
hey y'all,
i'm angry because my dad has a friend in the admissions committee at the school that is my top choice, but he won't guarantee me placement in the class. i tried writing a letter, reminding him of his close friendship with my family, but he hasn't gotten back to me. maybe i should write him a check? that's not wrong is it? what are friends for anyway?
I'd say write a huge check, and if that doesn't work, threaten to kill him. That always works.. oh wait.... maybe i shouldn't say that out loud... :scared:
 

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Trolling. :rolleyes: Iggie time.
 

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RandomGuy said:
hey y'all,
i'm angry because my dad has a friend in the admissions committee at the school that is my top choice, but he won't guarantee me placement in the class. i tried writing a letter, reminding him of his close friendship with my family, but he hasn't gotten back to me. maybe i should write him a check? that's not wrong is it? what are friends for anyway?

This is the most low class post and the most disgusting post that I have ever read on SDN!
 

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MinnyGophers said:
I'd say write a huge check, and if that doesn't work, threaten to kill him. That always works.. oh wait.... maybe i shouldn't say that out loud... :scared:
by huge check you mean those ridiculously oversized ones they give out at gold tours? Yea... id like checks like those
 
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Go ahead and write him a check. But be careful. If your dad finds out, he might take your IPod away.
 

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Wackie said:
Go ahead and write him a check. But be careful. If your dad finds out, he might take your IPod away.
I know. You don't want to risk losing your ipod over medical school, do you??? Think. Think well.
 

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MinnyGophers said:
I know. You don't want to risk losing your ipod over medical school, do you??? Think. Think well.
I have suspected you, MinnyGophers, as being DR. EUGENIC ever since that one thread about URM's. Is it true?
 

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ChymeChancellor said:
RandomGuy is my new favorite troll!!!

he can't hold a candle to Dr. E! :love: :sleep: :love:
 

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I have suspected you, MinnyGophers, as being DR. EUGENIC ever since that one thread about URM's. Is it true?
Heh? What thread about URM?

Are you serious? I don't know whether i should take it as a compliment or a huge insult :scared:
 

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I just hope that your top choice school isn't the same as my top choice school.
 

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Jenny83 said:
I just hope he's kidding about being a doctor :scared: :eek:
Ha Ha. True.
 
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RandomGuy

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Wackie said:
Go ahead and write him a check. But be careful. If your dad finds out, he might take your IPod away.
yeah. or my 5,000 shares in janus. good call.
 

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RandomGuy said:
hey y'all,
i'm angry because my dad has a friend in the admissions committee at the school that is my top choice, but he won't guarantee me placement in the class. i tried writing a letter, reminding him of his close friendship with my family, but he hasn't gotten back to me. maybe i should write him a check? that's not wrong is it? what are friends for anyway?
Thought I'd catch you before you get banned. Could you please explain to me why trolls such as yourself like to well... troll? Seriously, what do you get out of it? I'm sure other normal SDNers would like to know.

Best,
Moj
 

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Dr. Mojo said:
Thought I'd catch you before you get banned. Could you please explain to me why trolls such as yourself like to well... troll? Seriously, what do you get out of it? I'm sure other normal SDNers would like to know.

Best,
Moj
I think it's the thrill of typing out as many pointless and inflammatory posts as possible with their one free hand before they get banned. :smuggrin:
 

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I think it's the thrill of typing out as many pointless and inflammatory posts as possible with their one free hand before they get banned. :smuggrin:
Do they not have anything better to do with their time? Seriously? And they can't find something more amusing than getting a rise out of anonymous people on the net? And after a while, they can't even manage to accomplish that... People generally can pick them up after being on SDN a few weeks and simply don't care anymore... So much for thrill...

Moj
 

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Dr. Mojo said:
Do they not have anything better to do with their time? Seriously? And they can't find something more amusing than getting a rise out of anonymous people on the net? And after a while, they can't even manage to accomplish that... People generally can pick them up after being on SDN a few weeks and simply don't care anymore... So much for thrill...

Moj

Silly human... trolls can't reason.
 
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