Lovin the Med school humor. How about this one?
So this guys dog stops breathing, so he takes it to the vet. The vet says, "Sir I'm sorry but your dog is dead." The guy can't believe it, so he asks for a second opinion. The vet says okay, so he brings in a Labrador Retriever. The Lab sniffs the dead dog and barks 3 times. The vet says, "yep he's dead alright." The guy still can't believe that his lifelong companion is dead so he asks for another opinion. Vet says sure, and he brings in a cat. The cat walks around the dead dog purring, it then meow's 3 times. The vet says, I'm sorry sir but your dog is dead. The guy, finally convinced, says alright I guess your right. So how much do I owe you. The vet replies, "$3000." The guy replies, "how the hell can it cost me $3000 just to tell me that my dog is dead!?" The vet replies, "well it would have been a lot cheaper but you requested Lab Work and a Cat Scan. HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
I kill me.
By the way, I'll take having 4 seasons over living in a year-long desert any day.
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DocGibby
MSUCOM class of 2004