Answers to interview questions you *wish* that you could have said

[EvoDevo]

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1. "Why medicine?"
-- Uhhh, cuz I want to make a lotta dough, have a good lifestyle, and be able to buy a BMW M3. 😀

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Add your own after mine. Fun for all!

 

[liverotcod]

1. "Why medicine?"
-- Uhhh, cuz I want to make a lotta dough, have a good lifestyle, and be able to buy a BMW M3. 😀
2. "Why school XYZ?"
-- Because you're cheap as dirt, in the right location, and might condescend to have me.

 

[superdevil]

1. "Why medicine?"
-- Uhhh, cuz I want to make a lotta dough, have a good lifestyle, and be able to buy a BMW M3.
2. "Why school XYZ?"
-- Because you're cheap as dirt, in the right location, and might condescend to have me.
3. "Tell me about yourself."
--No.
4. "Do you have any questions for me?"
--Yes. One: where is the bathroom? Two: what is the fastest way to get the hell out of here?

 

[pratik7]

why do you want to go to this school?
-cause the low admission standards

 

[txguy]

3. "Tell me about yourself."
--No.

-tx

 

[cornell2004]

1. "Why medicine?"
-- Uhhh, cuz I want to make a lotta dough, have a good lifestyle, and be able to buy a BMW M3.
2. "Why school XYZ?"
-- Because you're cheap as dirt, in the right location, and might condescend to have me.
3. "Tell me about yourself."
--No.
4. "Do you have any questions for me?"
--Yes. One: where is the bathroom? Two: what is the fastest way to get the hell out of here?
5. "What other schools are you applying to/where have you interviewed?"
--None of your fcuking business

 

[BGGA]

1. "Why medicine?"
-- Uhhh, cuz I want to make a lotta dough, have a good lifestyle, and be able to buy a BMW M3.
2. "Why school XYZ?"
-- Because you're cheap as dirt, in the right location, and might condescend to have me.
3. "Tell me about yourself."
--No.
4. "Do you have any questions for me?"
--Yes. One: where is the bathroom? Two: what is the fastest way to get the hell out of here?
5. "What other schools are you applying to/where have you interviewed?"
--None of your fcuking business

6. "Why did you get a C in your physical chemistry class?"
--I thought would add some diversity in my transcript.

 

[iatrosB]

6. "Why did you get a C in your physical chemistry class?"
--I thought would add some diversity in my transcript.

7. Tell me about your medical experience:
--I sat on my a** and watched other people do their jobs.

 

[drguy22]

7. Tell me about your medical experience:
--I sat on my a** and watched other people do their jobs.

When did you decide to be a physician?

Well, you see, in my junior year in college I met this really hot chick..and she was taking the MCAT and all so I took it too for fun and then after we had some fun and all 😍 ...cuz she was really HOT.....and so I ended up getting a 30 so here I am...o and i wanna help people too.

 

[Swack]

7. Tell me about your medical experience:
--I sat on my a** and watched other people do their jobs.

8. Is there anything else you would like to tell me?
--I'm sorry but I'm not really an interviewee. I was hired by this medical school to pose as one so that I could evaluate your performance. Is there anything you would like to tell me before I submit my evaluation?

 

[velo]

6. "Why did you get a C in your physical chemistry class?"
--I thought would add some diversity in my transcript.

ha, nice...favorite one so far...

9) What would you say is your greatest strength/weakness?
--Well, a lot of people think I'm funny, on the other hand some people find me offensive...but hey, f#ck 'em if they can't take a joke!

 

[drguy22]

8. Is there anything else you would like to tell me?
--I'm sorry but I'm not really an interviewee. I was hired by this medical school to pose as one so that I could evaluate your performance. Is there anything you would like to tell me before I submit my evaluation?

lol i like this one 🙂 do u think theyd buy it?

 

[CanadianPre-Med]

3. "Tell me about yourself."
--No.

Hahah.

 

[kmjannie]

10. Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Peter: [Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife]
Doin' your...uh...son?

 

[superdevil]

10. Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Peter: [Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife]
Doin' your...uh...son?

if someone has a picture of their family on their desk, i'll start thinking of that quote. knowing my social graces, i'll probably say that, too. 😀

isn't the family guy supposed to be back ~february? god, i sure hope so.

 

[Tiddly of Winks]

8. Is there anything else you would like to tell me?
--I'm sorry but I'm not really an interviewee. I was hired by this medical school to pose as one so that I could evaluate your performance. Is there anything you would like to tell me before I submit my evaluation?

My vote is for this one...

Where's the clicky think to cast my vote?

Found it! Ooops, that's not a clicker...