You Know you are arab if...
You say "bolice" and "bastor" for "police" and "pastor."
my mom and dad
You smoke as if it were your last day on earth...and you only smoke Marlboro.
my dad used to
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
all the males in my family
You say the letter "h" like "etch."
my dad
You have fruit trees in your backyard and when they are in season you live on them.
totally every household in my family
Your father swears at you with words that effect himself (Ibnil Kalb).
mom and dad... yin un ily jabateck
You have 500,000,000 cousins.
we take up a whole neighborhood in Jordan
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
see above
At weddings it takes the bride and groom 4 hoursto kiss all the guests.
we fast-forward the video, or watch it and point out who we know
You "get down" from the car instead of "getting out" of it.
sad but true
Your middle name is your father's first name.
true for mom, me, bro, and sis
You play cards till the break of dawn.
nothign beats hend or basra
You can't have a meal without bread.
we refuse to eat... it just doesn't taste the same
You never run out of bizzer.
barrels upon barrels stored for personal use and eshas
You get offended when Americans call Arabic bread "Pita bread"
totally, and the same when they pronounce beglawa baglaVa
You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has any Arabic blood in them.
hehe, shakira, cher
You teach your American friends Arabic word (mostly bad ones) and get happy when they use them in normal conversations.
my friends know warag oo kusa, khobiz, and tons of non-bad words
Your Mom has a creative nickname for you like "Natoosheh," or "Tuntooneh."
I am called setoufti, or setoufeh
You have a difficult Arabic name so you come up with an Americanized version of it like "Sam" or "Mike."
the arabic to english translations make NO sense
Three or more relatives live in your neighborhood.
Used to for 10 years... now they moved away
You get really happy and call the whole family to the room when there is a special or documentary on Arabs or anything Arabic related on CNN or PBS.
I voted for Diana Korzon 1 million times on World Idol!!
You use church as a social ground to meet potential wives/husbands
will when I start looking
You have a uni-brow...and if you don't, you pluck it.
I wish everyone would pluck it!
You bump Arabic music at all times
no doubt!