fellow Naija countrymen,
i hope none of you will be like the one in this story.
10%not enough?
An Asian and a Naija became friends while attending grad school in the West. Years later each rose to become the Finance Minister of their respective countries.
One day the Naija went to Asia to visit his old friend and was really startled by his friend's palatial home. He had three mercedes-benz cars, a large swimming pool and a few servants. My gosh!! The Naija man exclaims, "we were just poor students before! how can you now afford all these"?
His Asian friend took him to the window and pointed to a sparkling new elevated highway in the distance. "You see that toll road"? Says his friend, and he proudly taps himself on the chest. "Ten percent". Naija nods approvingly. A few years later, the Asian returns the visit to his old friend. He finds the Naija living in splendour in a massive estate with a large fleet of mercedes-benz cars, an indoor swimming pool, tennis court, squash court and an army of uniformed chauffeurs and servants. "Oh my god!" says his friend. "How on earth do you afford all these?"
This time the Naija takes his friend to the window and points. "You see that highway"? He asked. But his friend looks and sees nothing but open fields and cows grazing. "I don't see any highway", he said, straining his eyes.
At this the Naija smiles, taps himself on the chest, and boasts.... "One hundred percent"!!!