Salaam my fellow slaves of Allah, Just curious as to whether any of my fellow pre-meds are Muslims looking to help conquer the Great Satan and claim it as part of dar al-Islam. I thought maybe we could compare notes. Do you plan on giving your infidel patients the chance to submit first, or just slaying them outright? How do you plan to get around the legal ramifications of following Mohammed's (pbuh) commandment to kill the Jews, many of whom will be our fellow students? Do you think suicide bombing will be effective in a hospital setting? If a female patient comes to you not wearing a burkha, will you beat her, or just behead her? That sort of thing.