If you are the “proud father“ of a child or pet, you have surely had poop exposure before this. Get used to it.
It's definitely different when it's your kid vs a stranger though, and I think getting used to getting pooped on shouldn't happen commonly enough for one to get used to it.
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Ditto
I've had alot of that happen already lol. I was just trying to make light of a crappy situation and hear some similar stories
Sorry we are being sadly unsympathetic and telling you it's all part of your duty.
I can see that it's your duty to do this. But I want to hear the real poop of the situation. It was probably a real pain in the butt. Just be nice and don't be a turd about it, otherwise it will raise a big stink and be fertilizer for many SDN trolls. Then the mods will come in and it will bite us all in the ass. I'll bet some here will even go lie in a fecal position!
Don't give me hope
If you want to get peed on you can pay money for that....
The fact they knew whose poop it was makes it so much funnier. That's when your throw the whole shirt away
I worked in daycare for 3 years and I've never gotten poop on myself. Come to think of it, I've also prevented fidgety/curious kids from getting poop on their hands too. Get your sh#t together guys!
Lol great catches! It was unavoidable honestly. We were transferring the pt from the chair to the bed and they started going and it hit the floor and basically splatted and got on my pants. If I moved we would have dropped the pt because they were pretty much dead weight
Mistake.
Only if it's the opra singer from scrubs saying it
I was about to say, if I learned anything about bodily fluids working as a tech, it's that bedside nurses and CNAs are the ones who have to deal with literal ****ty situations every day for their whole career; if nothing else, having this burned into your mind is helpful for empathizing with the nursing staff. I feel you though, one day I was *this* close to passing out from the smell in a patient's room (namely 'infected wound smell'). You get desensitized to it pretty quickly the more you're exposed. Also I always carry smelling salts in my purse now just in case.
This is the premed forum though
My point exactly. 😉
Alot of premeds work healthcare Jobs where this happens so this is appropriate here....
Yikes double glove it is! I have another story. I had a dementia pt smear poop all over her bed and kept a ball of it within arms reach and kept threatening to throw it if I got closer. I had to wait until she was distracted and solid snake sneak over to the other side of the bed and take the poop away from her.
Yikes first day that's rough. I didn't get poop on me my first day but I almost passed out the first few times I did blood draws on patients which was embarrassing
