I heard that when first year matriculants enter school, roughly 50% are either in a serious relationship or are engaged/married. i was like WTF??? 50% of the class. that means 25% guys and 25% girls. hypothetically. which slims my chances to very low of finding my future wife. because the girls at my college are so ugly. i swear. either they are thugs, or someone busted them in the face with something. and plus, my school is only 40% girls. so not only are the goods odd, but the odds are not good.... help! where is my future wife at!