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If there was one thing you would love to tell your patients in a one-on-one setting, somthing you'd like them to understand about you and the ED, what would it be?
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Wear a helmet when you ride a motorcycle?
I'm in a "no helmet law" state. The other day I parked next to a beat up old pick up truck that had a window decal with the emblem of some motorcycle society that said "Thank us for no helmets" underneath it.
I literally wanted to punch that guy in the face.
I'm in a "no helmet law" state. The other day I parked next to a beat up old pick up truck that had a window decal with the emblem of some motorcycle society that said "Thank us for no helmets" underneath it.
I literally wanted to punch that guy in the face.
"Your knees hurt because they have to support a quarter of a ton."
If you are ever in an accident, knock out all your teeth, get a tattoo, and start cussing the staff. It is the only way to live.
"You do know that pre-natal vitamins don't prevent you from getting pregnant?"
Your vague, wandering parasthesias and weakness make me want to curl up in the fetal position abd suck my thumb.
That's nothing that 1mg of Ativan won't cure.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with 5 of haldol and 2 of ativan.