*You order a small drink at a restaurant because the refill is free
*You get no ice in your drink
*You use the same batteries for multiple remote controls
*You answer your phone in class
*The stovetop in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil
*You find Taco Bell sauce packets in your kitchen drawer
*Piles of shoes make it difficult to open the front, back, and closet doors
*You keep switching your internet service provider because the first month is free
*You've tried to pass off Canadian coins in change to others
*You go back to your apartment for lunch
*You wash out plastic cups and utensils for future use
*You have spent nights in the car while traveling or drive until you find a motel owned by a Gujarati
*Your mom owns more than one pressure cooker
*You know how much a 7-layer burrito costs
*You keep comparing prices for the phone you bought six months ago
*You pay your bills the day they come in the mail
*You spent two days cleaning your apartment to make sure you received the full security deposit
*You know how much all your friends paid for their cars
*You take extra bags at the grocery store to be used for garbage
*Office supplies mysteriously find their way into your house
*You split the tax evenly from your common grocery bill
*All your uncles and cousins went with you when you bought your car
*Your friends say your house smells "spicy"
*You have taken pictures with your car
*You have your own dandias
*The smoke detector goes off whenever your mom is cooking
*All your tupperware is stained yellow
*You've never spent money on napkins and plastic ware, courtesy of Taco Bell and the food court
*You spend at least two nights in a week at Wal-Mart
*You buy paper towels, toilet paper and detergent in bulk
*When you were a kid you thought "Irregular" was a brand name
*You tried to flirt over the phone with the Indian technical support representative
*You can't understand why at the library, movie theater, restaurants, graduations, weddings, funerals, etc. people look at you and make that funny SHH!! sound with their lips.