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I was walking outside today and stepped in dogsh*t. As I looked to survey the damage on the bottom of my shoe and saw feces caking the soles, do you know what I immediately thought of? This looks exactly like the article out of Penn by Butala et al about the need for a certified palliative care network. I refrained from making any comments when the article initially came out and I am upset that I was reminded of that absolute sh*tstain of a publication today because I stepped in dog feces. If you are wondering what article is this and why didn't I link it, it's simple. I didn't want the run the very high risk of my computer developing cancer by opening such a horrific, insulting article.
I know Simul and Todd responded. They were far too professional in their response. I'm glad though that there was a response but it should have been a much, much more harsh. I don't want to get into why the article is so bad as it is painfully obvious to anyone. But one of the many reasons it really bothers me is that it further degrades the very important relationship between academics and private practice.
As I tried to wipe off the dogsh*t, I wondered what was running through the minds of the authors who decided that in the middle of a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, with hundreds of thousands dying across the world, often alone and bereft of loving touch of their families due to virus-related restrictions, that anyone could countenance writing such a piece of dogsh*t article. I can't even say the authors names because it pains me so - I'll refer to them as their own sub-primate species, monke. And I don't mean monkey because don't you dare associate the monkey, an intelligent, beautiful animal with this new sub-primate species now called monke.
The field of rad onc: on fire with massive residency overexpansion, increasingly terrible job prospects, and decreasing RT indications
COVID-19: just killing so many people
No one:
Literally no one:
Guys, I mean actually no one:
Monke: (grunting/squeaking/screeching sounds from the basement) this year is a great time to address a major crisis in rad onc - there are board certified rad oncs who have passed physics, rad bio, clinical written, and oral boards giving 8 Gy x 1 and 3 Gy x 10 in the community that have not been certified by the ABR to give palliative RT!
Rad onc journal: this is incredible
I have no words. At this point, our field deserves to simply die. But hey, I discovered a new sub-primate species that can apparently write English, the monke. Which rad onc journal should I send it to?
Which brings me to my question to you all. Should residents be punished for insulting, field-degrading publications such as this one? For example, if you saw this type of article on someone's CV, is it ok to throw that CV in the trash and vow to never hire such a person? If someone has already snuck past security and in your dept, is it ok to exclude them from academic opportunities such as study collaborations, clinical trials, journal reviews, committee assignments, etc.?
And what about the attendings you ask? There is no question that any attending who voluntarily puts their name on this type of absolute dogsh*t should be ridiculed and put on indefinite leave so that they can't infect other rad oncs with their mere presence. They should absolutely be shunned by their colleagues and punished in any way possible. So yes, the attendings should be shamed and there is no question of that.
As a note to medical students and residents (and I can't believe I have to say this to attendings), a publication is not a chance to pad your CV. You were born with one thing and will die with one thing in this world - that is your name. Treat it like gold because you only have one name and you better be 120% sure putting your name on something that is going to be published. There can be real consequences.
Edit: Some grammar and spelling
Edit 2: I changed the title of the post.
Moderator edit: I edited your title again. Please do not attack students/trainees. Also, please use professional tone. Swearing is not allowed on SDN, even if it's ****ed out.
Edit 3: I changed the title again mod. I agree, we should focus on the attendings who should be mentoring students and residents from avoiding these types of mistakes.
Edit 4: I edited the paragraph about the attendings. I realized it was very unclear. From the start, I was saying we should always blame the attendings and that there was no question of that.
I know Simul and Todd responded. They were far too professional in their response. I'm glad though that there was a response but it should have been a much, much more harsh. I don't want to get into why the article is so bad as it is painfully obvious to anyone. But one of the many reasons it really bothers me is that it further degrades the very important relationship between academics and private practice.
As I tried to wipe off the dogsh*t, I wondered what was running through the minds of the authors who decided that in the middle of a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, with hundreds of thousands dying across the world, often alone and bereft of loving touch of their families due to virus-related restrictions, that anyone could countenance writing such a piece of dogsh*t article. I can't even say the authors names because it pains me so - I'll refer to them as their own sub-primate species, monke. And I don't mean monkey because don't you dare associate the monkey, an intelligent, beautiful animal with this new sub-primate species now called monke.
The field of rad onc: on fire with massive residency overexpansion, increasingly terrible job prospects, and decreasing RT indications
COVID-19: just killing so many people
No one:
Literally no one:
Guys, I mean actually no one:
Monke: (grunting/squeaking/screeching sounds from the basement) this year is a great time to address a major crisis in rad onc - there are board certified rad oncs who have passed physics, rad bio, clinical written, and oral boards giving 8 Gy x 1 and 3 Gy x 10 in the community that have not been certified by the ABR to give palliative RT!
Rad onc journal: this is incredible
I have no words. At this point, our field deserves to simply die. But hey, I discovered a new sub-primate species that can apparently write English, the monke. Which rad onc journal should I send it to?
Which brings me to my question to you all. Should residents be punished for insulting, field-degrading publications such as this one? For example, if you saw this type of article on someone's CV, is it ok to throw that CV in the trash and vow to never hire such a person? If someone has already snuck past security and in your dept, is it ok to exclude them from academic opportunities such as study collaborations, clinical trials, journal reviews, committee assignments, etc.?
And what about the attendings you ask? There is no question that any attending who voluntarily puts their name on this type of absolute dogsh*t should be ridiculed and put on indefinite leave so that they can't infect other rad oncs with their mere presence. They should absolutely be shunned by their colleagues and punished in any way possible. So yes, the attendings should be shamed and there is no question of that.
As a note to medical students and residents (and I can't believe I have to say this to attendings), a publication is not a chance to pad your CV. You were born with one thing and will die with one thing in this world - that is your name. Treat it like gold because you only have one name and you better be 120% sure putting your name on something that is going to be published. There can be real consequences.
Edit: Some grammar and spelling
Edit 2: I changed the title of the post.
Moderator edit: I edited your title again. Please do not attack students/trainees. Also, please use professional tone. Swearing is not allowed on SDN, even if it's ****ed out.
Edit 3: I changed the title again mod. I agree, we should focus on the attendings who should be mentoring students and residents from avoiding these types of mistakes.
Edit 4: I edited the paragraph about the attendings. I realized it was very unclear. From the start, I was saying we should always blame the attendings and that there was no question of that.
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