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bananaface said:
I'll introduce you to my hot classmates. Maybe we can you find a sugar momma! :)
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OK :)
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bananaface said:
We have a spring fling in like a month and a half. Fly out and I'll set you loose on the ladies!
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yeah, hopefully the Man will let me out of the cage.
 
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bananaface said:
Who is this "Man" you speak of? Is he single and charming?
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the Man is very oppressive. he lets me out once a day. maybe twice if he's in a good mood.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
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Anddddyyyyy, have you changed your ways and denounced Basic Science Research as the ebil ways of the devil yet?

Renounce research and be saved! Take your pipet tip rack and just empty it on the lab floor and walk away.

Better yet get into lab early and plop a steaming turd right in the middle of the lab. That's true class. :horns:

OH NOS! A Basic Science AP only Untenured Assistant prof. is loose!
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LADoc00 said:
Anddddyyyyy, have you changed your ways and denounced Basic Science Research as the ebil ways of the devil yet?

Renounce research and be saved! Take your pipet tip rack and just empty it on the lab floor and walk away.

Better yet get into lab early and plop a steaming turd right in the middle of the lab. That's true class. :horns:
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
 
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bananaface said:
My dog is sleeping on the couch. It's really quite cute.
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OMFG - how could this thread only get 4 stars? Even reading it the next day has me in stitches. LADoc, you truly are a master in this medium. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
geddy said:
OMFG - how could this thread only get 4 stars? Even reading it the next day has me in stitches. LADoc, you truly are a master in this medium. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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The 4th person to view it gave it a low rating (I know, because I was 3rd and made 5 stars show up).

Give it 5 stars and see if YOU are the one whose vote raises the rating. :)
 
So, there. Five stars. As it should be. Hilarious!
 
bananaface said:
We should start a childhood photo thread. That would be cool.
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I'm in. I look so different from my childhood photos that I wouldn't mind at all.
 
I realized I had to do two months of blood bank starting in April and I seriously considered dropping CP. :oops: But I think I will tough it out.
 
yaah said:
I realized I had to do two months of blood bank starting in April and I seriously considered dropping CP. :oops: But I think I will tough it out.
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Why don't you like blood banking? It is one of the things I have been thinking about specializing in, but of course I have ZERO experience!
 
yaah said:
I realized I had to do two months of blood bank starting in April and I seriously considered dropping CP. :oops: But I think I will tough it out.
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Dude, I hope your kidding. Trans med/blood banking is the core of pathology, in the post-apocolyptic world, where the communists are all coming to kill us and our troops are fighting on the front lines to keep these Satan worshipping socialists at bay, blood banking will help win the war. In such a scenario, my ability to diagnose solitary fibrous tumors are worthless.


WOLVERINES!
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LADoc00 said:
in the post-apocolyptic world, where the communists are all coming to kill us and our troops are fighting on the front lines to keep these Satan worshipping socialists at bay, blood banking will help win the war.
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Oh boo hoo cry me a river.
 
Blood Banking may be important but I don't want much to do with it. Gawd, I hate trying to deal with people whining about a shortage of blood products, and I hate trying to figure out the "unexpected antibody." Bleargh.
 
bananaface said:
The communists, eh? Dude you are so stuck in the 80s. With that comment and the one the other day about kids shooting each other over Nikes. :laugh:
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Dude, there are more communists than EVAH now!! Wake up, when the Berlin Wall fell, they all ran over and took over the rest of Europe!

FFS, Yaah they are coming to Ann Arbor any day. Prepare, LEARN BLOOD BANKING biotch and help save America.

Dude, a Detroit McDonalds!
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deschutes said:
Oh boo hoo cry me a river.
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Canadian communist poster!! I see you.

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LADoc00 said:
FFS, Yaah they are coming to Ann Arbor any day. Prepare, LEARN BLOOD BANKING biotch and help save America.
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They are already here. You can't hardly drive downtown without running into some damn protest here or there about how the US is evil.
 
deschutes said:
May I point out that your image depicts the threat to Canada, not from Canada.

I Muslim. I Middle East. I have airplane. Fear me! :rolleyes:
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OoOOooo dats ok. As any child of the 80s knows already, Islamic freedom fighters and Osama Bin Laden helped Rambo in the classic true story Rambo III, so you all good. Just as long as you aint a commie.

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LADoc00 said:
OoOOooo dats ok. As any child of the 80s knows already, Islamic freedom fighters and Osama Bin Laden helped Rambo in the classic true story Rambo III, so you all good. Just as long as you aint a commie.
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Hmm. For your entertainment I suppose I could wear grey pantsuits and my hair in two braids, wave the Little Red Book and yell "Long Live Chairman Mao!" :p
 
Yo LADoc00, I just showed this thread to a postdoc...he was laughin his ass off. Props man, Dr. funnypants. :thumbup:
 
yaah said:
They are already here. You can't hardly drive downtown without running into some damn protest here or there about how the US is evil.
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College towns...
 
LADoc00 said:
Dude, there are more communists than EVAH now!! Wake up, when the Berlin Wall fell, they all ran over and took over the rest of Europe!

FFS, Yaah they are coming to Ann Arbor any day. Prepare, LEARN BLOOD BANKING biotch and help save America.
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In the original script, they were blood bankers who saved the country, but it was lost on the cutting room floor.
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If the blood bankers would join together with the vampires, they could have a symbiotic relationship and wipe out the mother****in commie bastards*

*Note the use of bastards is not meant to offend those not knowing who they babydaddy is
 
Pingu said:
If the blood bankers would join together with the vampires, they could have a symbiotic relationship and wipe out the mother****in commie bastards*

*Note the use of bastards is not meant to offend those not knowing who they babydaddy is
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Need I remind you of Blade, the female heroine of the movie is none other than a AP/CP trained Hematopathologist! Yes, validation for what Ive been saying. In addition, the classic Underworld also features a doc, who in director's cut was in fact a AP/CP-bound intern.

In Underworld, there is also a basic science researcher (on the werewolf side) who predictably is EBIL and a sell out.

So yes, the war is on.
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Pingu said:
If the blood bankers would join together with the vampires, they could have a symbiotic relationship and wipe out the mother****in commie bastards*
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That's it? C'mon. I thought you cussed like a sailor! :)
 
horse****eatin, midget in suitcase ****in, VA patient ********in, ****ty payless shoe wearing, I'll make you stand in a mother****in bread line. gots the ****ing visible panty line, AP/research only, make me wait until match day computer ****in, mother****in commie bastards*

*Again, no offense meant to the non-babydaddy knowers of the world.
 
BTW, we're moving on up on the ****in EM bitches. we're only 3400 posts away from bitchslappin those *******
 
Pingu said:
horse****eatin, midget in suitcase ****in, VA patient ********in, ****ty payless shoe wearing, I'll make you stand in a mother****in bread line. gots the ****ing visible panty line, AP/research only, make me wait until match day computer ****in, mother****in commie bastards*

*Again, no offense meant to the non-babydaddy knowers of the world.
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That's better! The Match is a pig****er.
 
I've even more ****in pissed now that I know that bitches with more ****in author-ITAY get the ****in match results before us bitch-ass plebs.

How fair is that ****? HUH?
 
There are good vampires though....I would like to be a vampire because you don't age.
 
Pingu said:
I've even more ****in pissed now that I know that bitches with more ****in author-ITAY get the ****in match results before us bitch-ass plebs.

How fair is that ****? HUH?
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What the **** are you talking about? You been smokin' the mother****in' crackpipe again?
 
What the **** are you talking about? You been smokin' the mother****in' crackpipe again?
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BEE-otch, homie don't even play that whacked out crack ***** bull****....don't make me bust a mother****in cap in ya ass for that trifling ****

What I be speakin of is that bitch-ass deans and other ****ers collectively known as THE MAN, they gets the ****in match lizist before us welfare bitches. I'm sayin THE MAN knows where the **** you matched before YOU!

I say **** THE MAN, us plebs need to ****in regulate like the gangsta's we is.
Let's get our mother****in tec-9s and gats and storm the ****ing NRMP....Yeah, where's my match result, bitch?
 
Thus far, I have found that the word ******* and the word bitch will make it through the auto censor. :confused:
 
Pingu said:
Thus far, I have found that the word ******* and the word bitch will make it through the auto censor. :confused:
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**** was that? i **** hear you.
 
Pingu said:
BEE-otch, homie don't even play that whacked out crack ***** bull****....don't make me bust a mother****in cap in ya ass for that trifling ****

What I be speakin of is that bitch-ass deans and other ****ers collectively known as THE MAN, they gets the ****in match lizist before us welfare bitches. I'm sayin THE MAN knows where the **** you matched before YOU!

I say **** THE MAN, us plebs need to ****in regulate like the gangsta's we is.
Let's get our mother****in tec-9s and gats and storm the ****ing NRMP....Yeah, where's my match result, bitch?
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classic. you've outdone yourself.

howdy sailor!
 
I think the autocensor must be misogynistic because the alternative word for rooster does not make it through, yet bitch, *****, ****, and snatch all do?

WTF? :confused:
 
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