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I gave a lecture on this to our students the other day -
Vomiting blood - You say you did this you get the NG tube
Worst headache of my life - translation: I want an LP
I'm a male with penile discharge - brace yourself for the urethral swab
I'm a female with abdominal pain - =pelvic
My 1 month old has a fever - you will be amazed at the cruel acts of medicine we are going to inflict upon him
Vomiting blood - You say you did this you get the NG tube
Worst headache of my life - translation: I want an LP
I'm a male with penile discharge - brace yourself for the urethral swab
I'm a female with abdominal pain - =pelvic
My 1 month old has a fever - you will be amazed at the cruel acts of medicine we are going to inflict upon him