Valed - you are oh so clever with your witty remarks - correcting the anti-semetic bit - that was classic. And the warning people about masturbating in such a comical manner - wow - who writes your material? I mean, this is some good stuff. Wow. I mean, wow. You must have been planning these posts for some time now to make up something that good. I seriously fell on the floor laughing out loud. I mean, for once, someone on the internet could type "lol" and mean it. Wow. Oh wow. You must have a team of monkeys working round the clock on your material.
How does it feel to be so clever? Is it working well for you during you daily routine? People must come to you all day long and say, "My word, that was the most clever thing I have ever heard." And if they don't come to you directly, you can be sure that they discuss it amongst themselves. They probably all say "Wow, he is so clever. I want to be just like him."
Wait, wait, lets play a little role play game. Ok, ok...I'm going to be the person who sees your post and you be you. Ok - wow, valid-dick, you are so funny. I never thought about masturbation the night before an interview because I am so lonely on the road, but now that you mention it, I should think about it. That is so clever and may save me from future legal action. (For those of you who have not read his post yet, I suggest doing so as it is sooooooo funny.) Ok, now your turn - and dont forget you clever cap valid-dick!
Valid-dick: I hate people. I like to play with myself while interviewing for medical school. Jews are bad people and I like to tell people that - especially during interviews. Did you know that the term anti-semetic is somewhat misleading in the manner that it is used currently and that the word google has been made into a verb due to popular culture?
Wow, so clever.