Best use for rejection letters

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just wondering what everybody does with rejection letters. I've got a whole file of them from two years ago, and a pile from this year. At this point they're sortof a perverse badge of honor, made all the more so since I've been accepted to my top choice. Just curious if others have found or done cool things with theirs.
 
You could use them for toilet paper, that way you can **** on the schools that didn't accept you!!! Just watch out for the paper cuts...

Jeff
 
Originally posted by Dr. Geoff
You could use them for toilet paper, that way you can **** on the schools that didn't accept you!!! Just watch out for the paper cuts...

Jeff
:laugh: Just about to say the same thing when i saw the thread title! Also, for the schools that use good quality thick bond paper, you might want to crinkle it up first to soften it up a bit. 😳
 
Mine are all sitting around throughout my house, I haven't thrown any away, but I'm not actively collecting them. I think I just keep them around to show people that say, "oh, you'll get it, you're nice" mostly because they think getting into med school is as easy as filling out an appilcation for business school.
 
My pre-dent friend and I are going to use our letters as fuel for a nice fire. It will reduce landfill space and heat our homes at the same time (this is good since the price of natural gas is going up cuz of the threat of war and cuz I still have a foot of snow outside my front door. When will winter end in MI??!?!!).
 
What do you mean? Business is a tough major, for an A, you sometimes have to show up for atleast half your classes....

-Jeff
 
Well, I'm potty training Hugo to go on puppy pads, but I'm almost out...

😀
 
Good thread! I have been trying to figure out what to do with mine. umm....?🙄
 
I'm going to make an album when I get in...frame my acceptance letter, when it comes, then put the rejections in an album and in 4 years reapply to the same schools and possibly blow them off for residency...a sort of ex-boyfriend's revenge...+pissed+

I may even include the rejection from the 4 years ago and be like "remember this...that old me would of come, but the new me is too good for you" :laugh:

And then I wake up and tear a piece of paper from a rejection letter and roll it up slowly...😱 light it up baby!😀
(just kidding by the way, I don't want any rehab advice, SDN is too serious nowadays).🙄
 
I think this was originally in a Chicago newspaper and then falsely attributed to Kurt Vonnegut as a commencement speech...however, it's amendable for application here:


Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been probed by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you can imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blind side you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters.Throw away your old bank statements.


Keep your acceptance(s). Ritually burn your rejections. Remember to laugh at those schools as you do so.


Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't know.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And then you do you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look like 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more that it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.
 
I am planning a celebratory party and bonfire in a of couple months. Get drunk to celebrate acceptance(s) and burn letter from schools blind enough to reject me. Especially if they rejected me pre-interview.

Keep your acceptance(s). Ritually burn your rejections. Remember to laugh at those schools as you do so.

Beautiful.
 
You might want to check the bars in your area. Some bars give you a free drink for a rejection letter 😎
 
My state school likes to send out letters every spring requesting donations from alumni. I am very tempted to stuff my rejection letter in the return envelope (along with their application to their MPH program) and tell them where they can go and what to do with themselves when they get there.

Unfortunately, all I have going for me right now is a waitlist spot at another school and I can't burn my bridges if I should have to reapply.🙁

By the way, for those of you that will be taking the MCAT for the third time, you have to include a rejection letter or some other proof that you are taking the exam to get into medical school. So, those nasty little letters do have some use after all!

When and if I do get accepted somewhere, I plan on having a BIG bonfire!
 
Originally posted by indo
With proper use of some duct tape those rejection letters can become an effective defense against bio/chemical terrorism.

:laugh: *snort* :laugh:
 
oh all this and fo' SHORE
take this lizzys to the bizzys and liite up some frizzies
that what ya dizzy with the lizzys
 
Rejection letters? What are those?
 
Originally posted by indo
With proper use of some duct tape those rejection letters can become an effective defense against bio/chemical terrorism.

nicely done indo :clap:
 
Line your bird and hamster cages, wait a few hours, then frame the "poo pooed" letters to remember the great experience, or use your own, you know...but that's not as highly recommended.

It's like a vengeful Martha Stewart project...😉
 
Darn, somebody took my alumni donation idea. Except I went to a private university that really really values alumni donations. I think I have already been hit up 5 times with letters and once by phone, and have received an invitation for the school's visa three times. They didn't even give me the decency to send me a secondary invite.
 
Originally posted by Medical123

By the way, for those of you that will be taking the MCAT for the third time, you have to include a rejection letter or some other proof that you are taking the exam to get into medical school. So, those nasty little letters do have some use after all!

That seems sadistic! Somewhat like rubbing your nose in it. 🙄
 
Originally posted by Medical123




By the way, for those of you that will be taking the MCAT for the third time, you have to include a rejection letter or some other proof that you are taking the exam to get into medical school. So, those nasty little letters do have some use after all!

What? What if I really enjoy taking the MCAT? AMCAS won't take more of my money if I've been accepted already?
 
The rule is to prevent companies like Kaplan and TPR from sending in "expert exam-takers" to memorize the whole test, I always assumed...
 
Originally posted by canadagirl
The rule is to prevent companies like Kaplan and TPR from sending in "expert exam-takers" to memorize the whole test, I always assumed...

I work for Kaplan, and there's not enough money on the Earth to make me take that god-forsaken test again.

:scared:
 
Is anyone else having the same problem I am? I cannot, for some inane reason, seem to throw them away. I can't bring myself to do it? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! Somebody help me!
 
Originally posted by Allygator89
Is anyone else having the same problem I am? I cannot, for some inane reason, seem to throw them away. I can't bring myself to do it? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! Somebody help me!

I am having the same damn problem. I even print out the rejections that I get via e-mail and keep them. WTF is wrong with me????
 
Originally posted by Allygator89
Is anyone else having the same problem I am? I cannot, for some inane reason, seem to throw them away. I can't bring myself to do it? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! Somebody help me!

I have the same problem. I even re-read mine, probably once a week. It's extremely sadistic, and I don't really know why I do it.

But thanks to my rejection letters, I have come up with funny derogatory nicknames for the schools that rejected me. It makes me smile through the pain 🙂
 
Best use of rejection letters:

Make a pi?ata out of them in the form of the interviewer you hated the most. Put your dirty underwear on its head, douse the whole thing in gas, and then light it up while singing <i>hallelujah</i>, and then beat the hell out of it with a spiked bat (if don't already have one sitting at home as I do, a rusty kitchen knife should do just as nicely). Remember, safety first, guys! So at the end, don't forget to extinguish the burning shreds on the ground by peeing profusely on them.
 
Originally posted by Ronin
Best use of rejection letters:

Make a pi?ata out of them in the form of the interviewer you hated the most. Put your dirty underwear on its head, douse the whole thing in gas, and then light it up while singing <i>hallelujah</i>, and then beat the hell out of it with a spiked bat (if don't already have one sitting at home as I do, a rusty kitchen knife should do just as nicely). Remember, safety first, guys! So at the end, don't forget to extinguish the burning shreds on the ground by peeing profusely on them.

LOLOL
 
Originally posted by Allygator89
Is anyone else having the same problem I am? I cannot, for some inane reason, seem to throw them away. I can't bring myself to do it? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! Somebody help me!

i have the same problem, man. i keep the letters and envelopes and file them away with my application to the school after blacking out the box on my excel spreadsheet with the school info. these are possibly reflections of my pack rat tendencies and need for organization?

my favorite was from columbia: "this letter does not mean that the Committee (capitalized, btw) regards you as unsuited to the practice of medicine or even that it feels you could not meet the demands of our curriculum"

oh thanks. getting a rejection from the almighty Committee was beginning to make me question my worth as a human being and my ability to survive in med school.
 
Except I mailed the ashes, pee and all back to the school...

LOL, funniest yet. Keep more like the pinata coming.:laugh:
 
Harvard! Johns Hopkins! Washington University!

Be the coolest kid on your block by being the first to receive rejection letters from every Top 10 allopathic medical school in the United States!!!

Collect them all! Trade them with your friends!

*Act now and receive a bonus rejection letter from the osteopathic school of your choice😉
 
Originally posted by Arginine
Harvard! Johns Hopkins! Washington University!

Be the coolest kid on your block by being the first to receive rejection letters from every Top 10 allopathic medical school in the United States!!!

Collect them all! Trade them with your friends!

*Act now and receive a bonus rejection letter from the osteopathic school of your choice😉


LOLOLOL!!! :laugh: Too fabulous!
 
Originally posted by scifi
i have the same problem, man. i keep the letters and envelopes and file them away with my application to the school after blacking out the box on my excel spreadsheet with the school info. these are possibly reflections of my pack rat tendencies and need for organization?

my favorite was from columbia: "this letter does not mean that the Committee (capitalized, btw) regards you as unsuited to the practice of medicine or even that it feels you could not meet the demands of our curriculum"

oh thanks. getting a rejection from the almighty Committee was beginning to make me question my worth as a human being and my ability to survive in med school.

Dude scifi, something about your entry just made me feel so sad! I think it was the whole "blacking out the box on your spreadsheet" business. Pulled at my heartstrings right there.

The Columbia letter vaguely reminds me of my UCLA rejection letter, where the admissions dean or whatever signed his name, and then wrote "MD" after it. Handwrote MD! Like I couldn't read the type underneath or something?!!
 
I'll wear mine when the time comes.

And when the weather is a lot nicer here in Chicago
 
I think a good therapeutic, vicious, ripping of the rejection letter is useful...

then again, lining my snake cages with them for a few days and mailing them back wouldn't be a bad idea either. I don't think I need to tell you how stinky ammonia can be after a few hours...
 
Luckily, I was accepted somewhere in October, so I simply started ripping up my rejection letters as I got them. I'm sort of glad to get them, as it brings closure to the entire app process.

BTW, if you were rejected from Finch recently, you'll soon get a brochure about their Masters in Physiology Program. The letter on the program says something like "This program, in no way, will guarantee you admission to medical school...but we encourage applicants to use this to strengthen their application."

Talk about being predatory when people are at their most vulnerable!! I got the info a week after getting my rejection from them!!
 
Originally posted by whatfun
Luckily, I was accepted somewhere in October, so I simply started ripping up my rejection letters as I got them. I'm sort of glad to get them, as it brings closure to the entire app process.

BTW, if you were rejected from Finch recently, you'll soon get a brochure about their Masters in Physiology Program. The letter on the program says something like "This program, in no way, will guarantee you admission to medical school...but we encourage applicants to use this to strengthen their application."

Talk about being predatory when people are at their most vulnerable!! I got the info a week after getting my rejection from them!!

Oh, I forgot to mention...the letter goes on and on about "How competitive the medical school app process can be" and how you need to get every advantage you can.
 
i plan on rolling the worlds fattest joint when UPenn gets around to sending my rejection letter 😛
 
Originally posted by whatfun
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BTW, if you were rejected from Finch recently, you'll soon get a brochure about their Masters in Physiology Program. The letter on the program says something like "This program, in no way, will guarantee you admission to medical school...but we encourage applicants to use this to strengthen their application."

Talk about being predatory when people are at their most vulnerable!! I got the info a week after getting my rejection from them!!

:laugh: :laugh: I think that's just sad..that school has not improved it's reputation by doing that. They may consider moving to the Carribean next.
 
I took mine to a bar is Charlottesville. Yes at $60 to $100 dollars a pop it is an expensive and emotionally taxing way to get a free beer, but at least I got something out of the applications.
 
I save all of mine, of course. I hope to make a rejection quilt by taping them all together... or maybe a rejection scrap book. Except for the Columbia rejections-- I am collecting those. I've already got one from the undergrad and the med school. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the residency rejection. Maybe I'll apply to their law school just to have a rejection to go into my collection-- a collect-them-all sort of thing. Anyway, back to my quilt-- I think I will take it out every time I think I am feeling overconfident to bring myself down to reality... or when I feel like crap to remind myself that much like med school rejections, this too shall pass. Most importantly though, you gotta keep them for when you get a job on the faculty of a school that rejected you. That way you can frame it and hang it in your office and tell all your students how their education is obviously sub-par, considering they are being taught by someone who wasn't good enough to attend their school. There has got to be some entertainment value in that.
 
I am mod podging the letters on to a frame. The frame will first hold my acceptance letter to whatever school I end up at, and then, possibly my diploma.
 
Keep and if you have to give a speech for something where you are respected and praised......state this,

"I would just like thank all the fabulous medical schools that wished me best of luck in my future medical career but were not able to let that career begin in their establishments.........Your overwhelming support and encouragement regarding my future goals without a doubt created a positive aura that simply never did fade. Your kindness and feelings are most appreciated."
 
Well, maybe when one of us wins the Nobel Prize, we can put a copy of our rejections in our autobiography and embarrass the schools that turned us down!:laugh:
 
Originally posted by manicmaven
I am mod podging the letters on to a frame. The frame will first hold my acceptance letter to whatever school I end up at, and then, possibly my diploma.

I'm not sure if you were joking or not, but that is an awesome idea!
 
Thanks! No, I wasn't joking.
 
Originally posted by letusbedocs

"I would just like thank all the fabulous medical schools that wished me best of luck in my future medical career but were not able to let that career begin in their establishments.........Your overwhelming support and encouragement regarding my future goals without a doubt created a positive aura that simply never did fade. Your kindness and feelings are most appreciated."

Funny!
 
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