here is a sample letter you can use...feel free to use it, but paraphrase a little, so that when other students use it, it doesnt become the standard for everyone, u know?
Dear Sir:
I don't know if you remmeber me, but I took your Chem 102 class a couple of years ago. Yes, it is true I rarely showed up to class, but my exam scores reflected hugely what I failed to do in my homework assignments. It isn't so much that I am against doing homeworks. It is just that I feel they are more designed for the academically challanged. I really enjoyed your lectures immensely. You can't imagine how many times I fell asleep and had dreams about women from Baywatch giving me a back rubdown....Ah, yes those were the good old memories. And I wanted you to know that all the times students would whisper and call your names behind your back, I never took part in such primitive activities. And that person who on your student evaluation wrote, "Your are God's cure for insomnia", then please rest assured that it wasn't me.
I cannot over the years, tell you how much the knowledge that I have gained from your class helped me on my daily life. I mean the endless oxidative and decarboxylation reactions that I see on a normal way are simply astounding...You don't know how much this knowledge has had a great practicality in my life. In cases of severe depression, family problems and financial difficulties....a simple recitation of an aldehyde ketone attack on a carbonyl, really underlies that real problem in our society, (don't forget to cover your ass, or the next person is going to come from behind and smack you like crazy)....
and I must say, you have such great refined taste. I had actually tried coming over to your house several times to get extra credit help. Only to find your lovely wife, you definitely have a great taste in women...I don't think I have ever seen a women in her 20s in so much of her prime....of course, I did politely refuse her offer, but I had figured a little getting to know my professor's relatives couldn't hurt me...at least maybe she would put in a great word or two, little did I kknow that I would be making some contribution to her as well
....well, I didn't want to impose at all, but she was so adamant about me staying the night, something about her basically chemical needs....there was definitely some chemistry there, and I must say, 1 hour ended up to being 2 hours, and 2 hours in two days....my she really tought me some wonderful things and boy could she play with my electrons :wink: ehem....a lot of reductive reactions where goin on in that house that night....
I hadn't spend two days in the house, when I met your wonderful daughter Britney...well I couldn't let my hospitality end with your wife..and I thought I would show my kindness to the rest of your family as well....
Alas I cannot say how much I have over the years enjoyed your classes and your family....all of you have been immensely wonderful to me...and I hope the fact that your wife is now seeking divorce does not put a dent in our relationship in any way...as you know your letter of recommendation means a lot to me, and I really didn't mean to get a restraining order on your daughter for starting to stalk me every night...but you know sometimes life is very acidic and painful....
So having said that, do you think you can ever find the time to write a letter of recommendation for me? I hope that my not coming to office hours won't have a significant impact, as you can see I have tried going above and beyond to leave a lasting impression on your memory....I know for a fact, overheard the janitors one day, that you keep a picture of me on the back of your door....it is so heart warming to know that in a class of 350 students...you keep me so dear to your heart, even though I know you use it for target practice, that simple jesture touches me greatly....
I just hope that you would fine the time to write a letter of recommendation for me....and I hope I have finally left a lasting impact on you the same way you have left an impact on me...
your beloved student,
watcha
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