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Found this link browsing through twitter. Hilarious and informative that the UK guys have this problem too, although we are farther down the road.
http://www.drrant.net/2008/01/lets-play-at-being-noctors.html
Dr Rant encounters many tales from his medical colleagues around the country. A lot of them are regarding the gathering rise of the 'Noctor'. A 'Noctor' is a portmanteau term to describe a nurse acting as a doctor, but can represent any speciality who does not have a medical degree attempting to do the job of someone who should have one.
Here is a tale from one of Dr Rant's colleagues who describes a typical night on call, and a phone call from such a noctor:
While at the out-of-hours clinic, I got a phone call from an 'Emergency Care Practitioner' nurse at 2 am. The conversation went something like this:
Noctor: Eh, doctor, where can I get some Fluconazole at this time?
Me: Fluconazole-why at this time?
Noctor: Need urgently for this poor lady, she is not very well.
Me: Fluconazole!!?? What is wrong with her?
Noctor: She is 10 days post-partum and has swelling over one breast, red, hot, painful. She also has fever and chills. I have made a diagnosis of Mastitis (lot of pride in voice-well done mate!) and I need Fluconazole urgently for her as I do not want to admit her.
(They are on a mission not to admit, so that PCT can prove nurses do better than doctors. Sometimes it means asking patients to call-as they are in no condition to visit-their doctors early next morning.)
Me: Fluconazole!!!???
Noctor: (in complete confident flow now) Yes, can you tell me how to access emergency chemist? And oh-you'll also have to sign the prescription, as I don't have the Directive for it. (Impatient now), will you help me? (Threatening tone now as "helping and supporting" them is part of our contract.)
Me: But why Fluconazole???
Noctor: (very patronizing and mocking tone now-I am, after all, only a GP; he has done all the courses.) Is that not the first choice for mastitis?
Me: Fluconazole??!!??!!
Noctor: Yes, yes, we always use it for skin infections. Isn't it the first drug on protocol?
Me: What Protocol?
Noctor: I know doctors don't use the protocols,(mocking, insulting) but we have one (proud) and it says fluconazole for skin infections, have you not seen that?
Me: (Like a broken record, in disbelief, and by now, just a niggle of doubt about my 20 year training and experience creeping in!) Fluconazole???###!!!??/###???###!!! Er, have you got this protocol with you?
Noctor: No, but I can show you next week, we were given it at our prescribing course. Look, we are all very busy professionals here, are you going to help me or should I call the night duty manager? (Patronizing, threatening, arrogant or just full of s**t-could not decide.)
Me: (Penny suddenly dropping now.) Do you, er, by any chance, eh, mean Flucloxacillin??
Noctor: (Silence for a long 15 seconds-----)
Me: Hello?? Are you there?
Noctor: Oh! Em , I mean, eh, yes, Eh, I think you may be correct.
Me: (thinking-yes you f*****g idiot, I am correct!) OK, so you need some fluclox?
Noctor: (Not admitting defeat, got confidence and arrogance back by now-is that taught on a course?) Yes I think we can try Fluclox, but I am sure Fluconazole is first choice!!
Me: Try drug box in car, you may find some.
Noctor: I'll show you the protocol next week.
It is three weeks, and I am still waiting to meet this noctor, or to see the 'protocol'.
Rather than see someone who has been trained in medicine (including microbiology, breast disease and pharmacology) for five years, and has at least five years post-graduate experience dealing with these fields, the above patient was dealt with by someone who had been on a short course. Rather than use their brain to think about the pathogenesis of a breast infection, the most likely micro-organisms, and the class of antibiotic, they had followed the protocol 'mastitis = give drug beginning with F'.
For what it is worth, Fluconazole is secreted in high levels in breast milk, and is not a drug that should be given to a breastfeeding woman. Many cases of mastitis do not require antibiotics, either.
Dr Rant is aware that some doctors will act in a fashion similar to the above, but he hasn't met very many like this, and those that he has met would have backed down and apologised profusely as soon as the word 'flucloxacillin' was mentioned.
These noctors will be increasing in number. They will be seeing your families and friends in the middle of the night. They have minimal training in drugs, and can prescribe only a handful of them. How much do they know about other drugs your lil' ol' granny is on, at 3 am, while she is on the floor, or SOB, or confused, is any one's guess.
There is a colossal shortfall in quality manpower of nurses out there, and taking nurses from the wards, and training them to be low quality GPs is neither wise nor productive. And in some cases will poison a newborn with an antifungal overdose.
Welcome to cost saving.
Found this link browsing through twitter. Hilarious and informative that the UK guys have this problem too, although we are farther down the road.
http://www.drrant.net/2008/01/lets-play-at-being-noctors.html
Dr Rant encounters many tales from his medical colleagues around the country. A lot of them are regarding the gathering rise of the 'Noctor'. A 'Noctor' is a portmanteau term to describe a nurse acting as a doctor, but can represent any speciality who does not have a medical degree attempting to do the job of someone who should have one.
Here is a tale from one of Dr Rant's colleagues who describes a typical night on call, and a phone call from such a noctor:
While at the out-of-hours clinic, I got a phone call from an 'Emergency Care Practitioner' nurse at 2 am. The conversation went something like this:
Noctor: Eh, doctor, where can I get some Fluconazole at this time?
Me: Fluconazole-why at this time?
Noctor: Need urgently for this poor lady, she is not very well.
Me: Fluconazole!!?? What is wrong with her?
Noctor: She is 10 days post-partum and has swelling over one breast, red, hot, painful. She also has fever and chills. I have made a diagnosis of Mastitis (lot of pride in voice-well done mate!) and I need Fluconazole urgently for her as I do not want to admit her.
(They are on a mission not to admit, so that PCT can prove nurses do better than doctors. Sometimes it means asking patients to call-as they are in no condition to visit-their doctors early next morning.)
Me: Fluconazole!!!???
Noctor: (in complete confident flow now) Yes, can you tell me how to access emergency chemist? And oh-you'll also have to sign the prescription, as I don't have the Directive for it. (Impatient now), will you help me? (Threatening tone now as "helping and supporting" them is part of our contract.)
Me: But why Fluconazole???
Noctor: (very patronizing and mocking tone now-I am, after all, only a GP; he has done all the courses.) Is that not the first choice for mastitis?
Me: Fluconazole??!!??!!
Noctor: Yes, yes, we always use it for skin infections. Isn't it the first drug on protocol?
Me: What Protocol?
Noctor: I know doctors don't use the protocols,(mocking, insulting) but we have one (proud) and it says fluconazole for skin infections, have you not seen that?
Me: (Like a broken record, in disbelief, and by now, just a niggle of doubt about my 20 year training and experience creeping in!) Fluconazole???###!!!??/###???###!!! Er, have you got this protocol with you?
Noctor: No, but I can show you next week, we were given it at our prescribing course. Look, we are all very busy professionals here, are you going to help me or should I call the night duty manager? (Patronizing, threatening, arrogant or just full of s**t-could not decide.)
Me: (Penny suddenly dropping now.) Do you, er, by any chance, eh, mean Flucloxacillin??
Noctor: (Silence for a long 15 seconds-----)
Me: Hello?? Are you there?
Noctor: Oh! Em , I mean, eh, yes, Eh, I think you may be correct.
Me: (thinking-yes you f*****g idiot, I am correct!) OK, so you need some fluclox?
Noctor: (Not admitting defeat, got confidence and arrogance back by now-is that taught on a course?) Yes I think we can try Fluclox, but I am sure Fluconazole is first choice!!
Me: Try drug box in car, you may find some.
Noctor: I'll show you the protocol next week.
It is three weeks, and I am still waiting to meet this noctor, or to see the 'protocol'.
Rather than see someone who has been trained in medicine (including microbiology, breast disease and pharmacology) for five years, and has at least five years post-graduate experience dealing with these fields, the above patient was dealt with by someone who had been on a short course. Rather than use their brain to think about the pathogenesis of a breast infection, the most likely micro-organisms, and the class of antibiotic, they had followed the protocol 'mastitis = give drug beginning with F'.
For what it is worth, Fluconazole is secreted in high levels in breast milk, and is not a drug that should be given to a breastfeeding woman. Many cases of mastitis do not require antibiotics, either.
Dr Rant is aware that some doctors will act in a fashion similar to the above, but he hasn't met very many like this, and those that he has met would have backed down and apologised profusely as soon as the word 'flucloxacillin' was mentioned.
These noctors will be increasing in number. They will be seeing your families and friends in the middle of the night. They have minimal training in drugs, and can prescribe only a handful of them. How much do they know about other drugs your lil' ol' granny is on, at 3 am, while she is on the floor, or SOB, or confused, is any one's guess.
There is a colossal shortfall in quality manpower of nurses out there, and taking nurses from the wards, and training them to be low quality GPs is neither wise nor productive. And in some cases will poison a newborn with an antifungal overdose.
Welcome to cost saving.