Can someone tell me about D.O.

[FizbanZymogen]

I am still in high school but I am already a pre-med and was wondering about the D.O. degree.

I know a guy who knew someone once who was attending a D.O. school and left to go into Homeopathy becuase he wanted to match into a more competative specialty like family medicine. I want to go into anesthesiology becuase I want to read brain images of horses to help with their headaches. Can a D.O. do this?

I also heard that if I join the military as a D.O. I automatically become the Surgeon General of the Army! Can someone help me with this? I checked the Forums already and saw a bunch of FAQ's but didn't want to read them.

Also I heard that by learning OMM you have better sex. Can someone with some experience tell me about this. I like the M.D. degree becuase my mom said it would be cool and she could get that new Pinto she's always wanted. Can D.O.'s afford to buy Pintos too? Thanks everyone. I just know I am going to rock the MCAT (do D.O.'s have to take this?) and I am only 15.


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[acrunchyfrog]

THis is the funniest thing I've read all day...

 

[Buckeye4life]

Well . . . this post is at least more interesting to read than it has been on these forums in a while. You almost had me. Almost no typos.

 

[Vix206]

I am still in high school but I am already a pre-med and was wondering about the D.O. degree.

I know a guy who knew someone once who was attending a D.O. school and left to go into Homeopathy becuase he wanted to match into a more competative specialty like family medicine. I want to go into anesthesiology becuase I want to read brain images of horses to help with their headaches. Can a D.O. do this?

I also heard that if I join the military as a D.O. I automatically become the Surgeon General of the Army! Can someone help me with this? I checked the Forums already and saw a bunch of FAQ's but didn't want to read them.

Also I heard that by learning OMM you have better sex. Can someone with some experience tell me about this. I like the M.D. degree becuase my mom said it would be cool and she could get that new Pinto she's always wanted. Can D.O.'s afford to buy Pintos too? Thanks everyone. I just know I am going to rock the MCAT (do D.O.'s have to take this?) and I am only 15.


-Someone please put an end to post like this that appear daily on these forums-

that is the only reason why i applied to osteopathic school.

but i'm not sure if we can afford pintos. i think D.Os max out at ford escorts. sorry, mom.

(hahaha - studying biochem all day has impaired my judgement. you were copying and pasting that ridic post. my bad!)

 

[Dr JPH]

Wow.

Waste of SDN bandwidth.

Its like pissing on your shoe so you can buy new socks.

 

[deuist]

With a D.O., you can do anything you put your mind to---except become the surgeon general of the army. Only a nurse can become the surgeon general.

 

[CatsandCradles]

Also I heard that by learning OMM you have better sex. Can someone with some experience tell me about this.


-Someone please put an end to post like this that appear daily on these forums-

Just wait until they teach you on how to do myofascial release on the pubic turbcles.

 

[DrVanNostran]

Just wait until they teach you on how to do myofascial release on the pubic turbcles.

 

[wasvsdal]

I want to go into anesthesiology becuase I want to read brain images of horses to help with their headaches. Can a D.O. do this?

hahahahahahaha

 

[CommanderRiker]

Oops, nevermind, I just read the rest of your post.

 

[FizbanZymogen]

Wow.

Waste of SDN bandwidth.

Its like pissing on your shoe so you can buy new socks.

my shoes are water-proof.

 

[Dr JPH]

my shoes are water-proof.

I dont trust anyone who wears galoshes

 

[uhohspaghettio]

N/m

 

[wasvsdal]

I dont trust anyone who wears galoshes

hahahahhaha

 

[jonb12997]

haha... NICE!