You mean my big part of a year resuscitating crazy sick people on 3-4 pressors? Or the kind with EF under 10%, playing pheo crysis on me? I am soooo scared of the reperfusion syndrome. Never seen anything like that. Nope. I have no idea what tubefeeds to prescribe for them. Let me look it up on my iPad...
Oh wait, I did reperfusion back in residency on sick mofos after 12 hours of surgery. I still remember loading them up with pressors to an SBP of 180, then roller coaster down to 50-60, while pushing some more sticks of pressors and, voila, calm waters. This coupled with labs every 30 mins for most of the surgery (these were sick dudes), and really textbook management of the patients (including TEE when needed), only with intensivists. You know, the kind of people who don't push a stick of bicarbonate just so that the blood gas looks better on paper, because studies prove it would alter tubefeed absorption.
With all due respect for cardiac anesthesiologists, who are great for cardiovascular and hemodynamic stuff, this is intensive care territory, unless it's on not so sick recipients.
Just because all you learned in the ICU in residency is how to write tube feed orders, there is no need to denigrate critical care. It makes you sound like a CRNA, with their "years of ICU experience".