[[CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND]]...LADIES! Currently: Leela VS Mulan!!!!

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Third annual med school admittance March Madness Bracket!
Let's get it started!

(visit the boys here: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?p=9396862#post9396862 )

Originally Posted by Quix, 2008
So, as a break from the tedium of the application process, and in an effort to match the current fervor of college basketball, I thought it would be fun to have a quick tournament featuring prospective medical students, and who would be the most deserving of admission into medical school.

To that end, I will pick two candidates, square them off "Sweet Sixteen" style, and let you make their case for admission, listing strengths and weaknesses. Highest number of votes moves on to the next round. I'll give voting one day per match-up.

Hall of Champions

2008: Hermione Granger
2009
: Zelda

Things to remember:
1) If I can't tell who you voted for, it doesn't count. (
In the event of a tie, my vote breaks it)
2) I will tally the votes every night. The new face-off's wont be placed until after 5pm, so don't risk it and get your votes in before then!!! Check back daily for new match-ups!
3) Use everything you know! We've all seen that stats aren't everything.
4) MCAT scores are in Phys/Verb/Bio order

Alright, Here goes!
On your mark.....Get set, GO! :D:D:D

FIRST MATCH UP: East Bracket:

Lady Gaga

GPA: 3.3
MCAT: 27P (9/9/9) .
Why do you want to be a doctor? I want your disease.

.VS

Britney Spears

GPA: 3.2
MCAT: 30M (10/9/11) .
Why do you want to be a doctor? Uh, like so I could have a hobby in my spare time.

Make your case!
 
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Reject both.
 

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Ra ra ah ah ah, ra-ma ra-mama gaga ooh lala...

That's how it goes, Sammich. And that's my vote :p
 

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Definitely Gaga, because you know if Britney has a meltdown and starts beating a patient with an umbrella, the patient's family is gonna include SDN in the malpractice lawsuit. For encouraging her.
 

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Gaga... she admits its all a show and she's a rather ordinary individual outside her career. Patients will like her more.
 

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Britney Spears

:laugh::laugh::laugh: This is the same Britney pic that I used when talking about bald chicks with dw2158 (after I accused her avatar of being bald). I told her bald chicks could be chic and this was my example. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

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BTW: Gaga wins every time. :cool:
 

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well Britney would be more at home in a psychiatric facility

I choose Britney (with a wig)
 

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If I have to choose, I choose Spears too. easily.
 
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Most definitely Gaga. Considering how over-the-top she is, she'll go the extra distance for her patients. :thumbup:
 

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The classic Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich debate.

I vote Gaga, unfortunately. Britney Spears disgraces the state of Louisiana and the school of LSU (even though she didn't even come close to setting foot in a classroom).

With her fame-whorishness, Gaga has potential to slime her way into a top school. Britney would just scare the adcoms in an interview, or make no sense whatsoever.
 

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The classic Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich debate.

I vote Gaga, unfortunately. Britney Spears disgraces the state of Louisiana and the school of LSU (even though she didn't even come close to setting foot in a classroom).

With her fame-whorishness, Gaga has potential to slime her way into a top school. Britney would just scare the adcoms in an interview, or make no sense whatsoever.

haha true, but which is which?

I vote Gaga, because she's not completely devoid of talent, and her songs are somewhat catchy.
 

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Gaga because I happen to find her antics less annoying.
 

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Gaga for no other reason than I'd like to see what crazy outfit she can make out of scrubs
 
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LAdy Gahahahahaga
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Gpa of 3.2 by Brit...who did she cheat off of?
Mcat 30? really cuz I dont think she knows enough science. I mean she wasstupid enough to walk to a public bathroom barefoot????/
 

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Gaga spits HOT FIRE... dylan, dylan, dylan, dylan and... dylan
 

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I have no idea what that means or who you're voting for.
Gaga spits hot fire= she makes catchy tunes

hot fire= a transition to the dylan reference

dylan reference= from a dave chapelle skit making fun of a dude on that mtv show with p.diddy making the band.

In other words I vote for Gaga.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9lg6HqJeY0[/YOUTUBE]
 

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Gaga.

Though it's really more of a vote against Spears.
 

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haha true, but which is which?

I vote Gaga, because she's not completely devoid of talent, and her songs are somewhat catchy.
Gaga is the Giant Douche, because she forces herself on the public.

Britney is the Turd Sandwich, well... because she's a piece of sh!t
 

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Both suck, but Gaga is the most unpredictable. She can be admitted for entertainment purposes especially during her 3rd year clerkships. :cool:
 

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Gaga, because she's actually somewhat talented
 

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Gaga! :D
 

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Lady GaGa, because Britney is a monster, muh muh muh monster. She 8 my <3, he 88888 my hart out.
 
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Gaga - I'm curious as to her bedside manner, her conduct around a cadaver, whether she would wear the Bad Romance Alexander McQueen hoof shoes on the wards, and the effect of her massively overdone fake eyebrows and eyeliner in the pediatrics department.

Also, I want to borrow the Alexander McQueen stillettos from the same music video...

Plus, I'd just want to see what crazy thing she can come up with next.
 

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Gaga.

Because I wouldn't put wearing a bat-suit with nipples past her? (see ref.: Zelda v. Batman 2009)
 
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Most definitely Gaga. Considering how over-the-top she is, she'll go the extra distance for her patients. :thumbup:
Lady Gaga. And the above is also my reason why. :):thumbup::thumbup:
 

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LAdy Gahahahahaga
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Gpa of 3.2 by Brit...who did she cheat off of?
Mcat 30? really cuz I dont think she knows enough science. I mean she wasstupid enough to walk to a public bathroom barefoot????/
Ahh man...seriously? I need to see data to support this before I withdraw my apps.

Lady gaga, although I do protest that her MCAT seems a bit low -- you know she's more intelligent than britney!
I would vote Britney for this very reason...I would think Britany would be more likely to bring the class average down, making for better grade curves!
 

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Are you serious? Why would Lady Gaga have a lower MCAT then Britney Spears? Lady Gaga should own Britney in every respect. She is way more smart, dedicated, original, and sophisticated then Britney will ever be.

Lady Gaga is HOT. Britney is NOT and never was.