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Convincing A DO Of What An MD Is All About

Discussion in 'Medical Students - DO' started by CorpuSpongiosum, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. CorpuSpongiosum

    CorpuSpongiosum Banned

    Apr 27, 2008
    Hi Everyone,

    I am going to be a fourth generation osteopath in my family. My great-great grandfather was a student of AT Still's. Family legend has it that A.T. Still stole the idea of lymphatics from him. Anyway back to the point at hand, my dad is a Family Practitioner having two offices in Western PA and Eastern Ohio.

    He works only with DO's and refers only to DO's. He is married to a DO, my mom. And has 2 DO sisters and one DO brother; my aunts and unlce.

    His life is literally all about DO's, the AOA, the NBOME and the JAOA. Our dog is named Still, our cat Sutherland and our gold fish Kirksville.

    Anyway, recently I started dating a girl who is second year at the University of Pittsburgh. I told him that she is a physician. He said, "great, let's see her treat a right on right sacral shear." When I told him she doesn't use her hands to treat, nor has she ever learned to use her hands, he was appalled and almost threw me out of the house after storming away from the dinner table in disgust.

    Please help me. My love life, family life and osteopathic life are in turmoil.

    How can I explain to my dad that MD's are doctors too?

    Thanks everyone.
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2008
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  3. BrianD

    BrianD 5+ Year Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Davie, FL
    What a tough spot to be in.
  4. TexasTriathlete

    TexasTriathlete HTFU 5+ Year Member

    Aug 19, 2007
    The ATL
    If she doesn't know how to do any manipulation with her hands, you're going to get bored with her in a hurry.
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  5. Tophcrock

    Tophcrock 2+ Year Member

    Mar 1, 2008
    the lower 48
    A tough spot would be an understatement. If your love life were further along, I would threaten that his grandkids will only go to allopathic schools if he doesn't learn to open his mind.
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2008
  6. Shinken

    Shinken Family Medicine 10+ Year Member

    Jul 1, 2003
    Cleveland, OH
  7. slim78

    slim78 2+ Year Member

    Dec 18, 2007
    This, my friends, is what we in the business refer to as a "reverse post"

    They are fun.
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    MCATTT 7+ Year Member

    Sep 20, 2006
    Pure Genius!! :D
  9. drusso

    drusso Physician Moderator Emeritus Lifetime Donor Classifieds Approved 10+ Year Member

    Nov 21, 1998
    Over the rainbow

    I would tell your girlfriend to corner your Dad in the upstairs bathroom, take off her clothes, and show him what a MD can really DO.
  10. Patholog

    Patholog Junior Member 7+ Year Member

    Aug 14, 2006

    I laughed out loud. Thank you.
  11. JaggerPlate

    JaggerPlate 10+ Year Member

    May 28, 2007
    What if she passed her oral exam at boards??
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  12. MaximusD

    MaximusD Anatomically Incorrect Physician 10+ Year Member

    Aug 8, 2006
    State of Delirium
    Nice work. You put in the time and you nailed it. :laugh:
  13. SpitterOfTruth

    SpitterOfTruth Banned

    Jun 22, 2008
    Best made up thread ever!!! By far!!! Freaking hilarious!!!
  14. bustbones26

    bustbones26 Senior Member 10+ Year Member

    Jul 26, 2003
    Would your name be Esper? :laugh:

    I don't expect you to answer that, just curious

    Your story kind of reminds me of the old claymation Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer Movie where the elf decides he wants to be a dentist. Its your life, your father will accept it eventually and get over it. If not, then he is being unreasonable.
  15. DrWBD

    DrWBD Formerly 'wanna_be_do' Lifetime Donor Classifieds Approved 10+ Year Member

    May 2, 1999
    Long Island, NY USA

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