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I may be incorrect, but is Cornell Medical College under the SDN interview reference database. I want to see what people thought of the school but I am unable to find the school, even when I look under Weill.
 
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well, if i donated 100 million dollars to a school, i think i'd deserve as much of my name in it as possible and then some....

The Kirexhana- ruler of all things amazing and fabulous- who is beautiful inside and out- as well as your daddy- School of Medicine.


now say THAT three times fast.... or slow, i don't care, i just wanna hear it said. ;) :p
 

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kirexhana said:
well, if i donated 100 million dollars to a school, i think i'd deserve as much of my name in it as possible and then some....

The Kirexhana- ruler of all things amazing and fabulous- who is beautiful inside and out- as well as your daddy- School of Medicine.

now say THAT three times fast.... or slow, i don't care, i just wanna hear it said. ;) :p
I understand. Still, it's just getting to be a bit much, isn't it?

The Herb and Jenna Goldstein Student Recreation Center...

The Rose Meddleson parking garage....

The Randy Quaid School of Medicine at Florida State University...

etc
 

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Oculus Sinistra said:
I understand. Still, it's just getting to be a bit much, isn't it?

The Herb and Jenna Goldstein Student Recreation Center...

The Rose Meddleson parking garage....

The Randy Quaid School of Medicine at Florida State University...

etc
people like things to get named after them, what can i say? i wonder if chuck norris is willing to donate $$$ to a medical school.... maybe he could hit up one of the UTs....
 

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kirexhana said:
people like things to get named after them, what can i say? i wonder if chuck norris is willing to donate $$$ to a medical school.... maybe he could hit up one of the UTs....
Exactly.

Then we'd see threads on SDN like
"Anybody hear from UT-Chuck Norris?"

with comments along the lines of

"I hear if you don't do their secondary they break you in half"
 

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hahaha i can see the msar entry now.

applicants: 6000
interviewees: 2000
matriculants:2

the rest were roundhouse kicked at their interviews with chuck norris.
 

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kirexhana said:
hahaha i can see the msar entry now.

applicants: 6000
interviewees: 2000
matriculants:2

the rest were roundhouse kicked at their interviews with chuck norris.

In the interview he asks you
"How was WALKER, TEXAS RANGER motivated you to become a physician?"

then he leans back and strokes his beard while you answer.

Follow-ups:
"You decide that a patient needs a roundhouse kick but the patient adamantly refuses it on religious grounds. Do you still administer the roundhouse?"

"What kind of dirty blue truck will you be driving to and from your clinical rotations?"

"What can we do to address the HIV epidemic in Africa? Can we punch it?"
 

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Oculus Sinistra said:
In the interview he asks you
"How was WALKER, TEXAS RANGER motivated you to become a physician?"

then he leans back and strokes his beard while you answer.

Follow-ups:
"You decide that a patient needs a roundhouse kick but the patient adamantly refuses it on religious grounds. Do you still administer the roundhouse?"

"What kind of dirty blue truck will you be driving to and from your clinical rotations?"

"What can we do to address the HIV epidemic in Africa? Can we punch it?"
well, i'm sure that the CNSOM will have a pretty good gross anatomy course, with all the cadavers available. then again, all the internal organs will be labeled: things to punch and things to kick, not exactly the most helpful.
 

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kirexhana said:
well, i'm sure that the CNSOM will have a pretty good gross anatomy course, with all the cadavers available. then again, all the internal organs will be labeled: things to punch and things to kick, not exactly the most helpful.
That will definitely haunt you in your MS3 pimping

"What muscle are we looking at here?"
"Let's see. Hmm. That's definitely one of the ones you kick."

On the upside, UT-CNSOM puts a lot of people in ortho because everybody is used to broken bones.
 

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That will definitely haunt you in your MS3 pimping

"What muscle are we looking at here?"
"Let's see. Hmm. That's definitely one of the ones you kick."

On the upside, UT-CNSOM puts a lot of people in ortho because everybody is used to broken bones.

hahaha, i was wondering if i was going to have the last laugh... guess not...

ok ok, here's another one...

in the time that it takes for you to say "the Chuck Norris School of Medicine at the University of Texas", you will have already been rejected by a flying roundhouse kick to the face.
 

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Oculus Sinistra said:
In the interview he asks you
"How was WALKER, TEXAS RANGER motivated you to become a physician?"

then he leans back and strokes his beard while you answer.

Follow-ups:
"You decide that a patient needs a roundhouse kick but the patient adamantly refuses it on religious grounds. Do you still administer the roundhouse?"

"What kind of dirty blue truck will you be driving to and from your clinical rotations?"

"What can we do to address the HIV epidemic in Africa? Can we punch it?"
:laugh: :laugh:
OMFG that is so funny!
This thread is Chuck Norris Approved!
I am laughing like an idiot in my office.
I am sure that this just confirms to coworkers that I am psycho.
 
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