Crazed surgeon amputates penis

[monopolova]

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http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10179536%5E13762,00.html

Crazed surgeon amputates penis
From correspondents in Bucharest
July 19, 2004

A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's testicles and instead cut off the man's penis and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was described as a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

The operations have been entrusted to a highly respected Romanian plastic surgeon, Ioan Lascar, who said he would try to restore the man's urinary function but that he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity.

 

[45408]

if I were the man.....I'd kill the surgeon shortly before myself

 

[pbehzad]

if I were the man.....I'd kill the surgeon shortly before myself

I'm sorry this is wrong, but its fu$%in' hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing after i read this.

 

[bloHaZaRd]

"Doctor Ciomu has been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Ciomu"

OP left this out.

Banned just from entering an operating room? What if he get's one of his "fits of madness" in the hallway of the hospital

 

[synapse lapse]

I better cancel that surgery I had planned in Romania...Damn, I was looking forward to the trip. Seriously though, this guy should be banned from practicing medicine and sent to prison.

 

[premedgeek]

Guys don't be so judgemental, I am sure he had a good reason for it.











j/k 😀

 

[calstudent]

hilarious. that is just so gross; hope I get into a U.S. med. school, I'm not going there!
he's only suspended for 2 months! geez

 

[velo]

I better cancel that surgery I had planned in Romania...Damn, I was looking forward to the trip. Seriously though, this guy should be banned from practicing medicine and sent to prison.

yeah, I stand by my position on this issue....the doctor deserved a stiffer penalty

 

[ASDIC]

perhaps the guy was sleeping with the surgeon's wife...

 

[premedgeek]

perhaps the guy was sleeping with the surgeon's wife...

Could be similar to plot in movie, "Malice", where they tried to scam the insurance agency.

 

[Scubadoc]

Could be similar to plot in movie, "Malice", where they tried to scam the insurance agency.

geez, there has GOT to be a better way than this though! eeeeeek!!! 😱

 

[MEG@COOL]

The guy should have his own penis cut off.

 

[Luck]

Maybe he needs to new glasses.

 

[OnMyWayThere]

The guy should have his own penis cut off.

This is very, very , very true. I would vote to have his penis cut off and then send him to prison, where he can be the woman.

 

[rtmcad2319]

This is very, very , very true. I would vote to have his penis cut off and then send him to prison, where he can be the woman.

Wow that's harsh.
We all have our bad days at work!

 

[shadowy onion]

The wife is suing the surgeon.....
She will collect the insurance money and run away with the surgeon, leaving her ex with the short-end

 

[rtmcad2319]

The wife is suing the surgeon.....
She will collect the insurance money and run away with the surgeon, leaving her ex with the short-end

Now thats funny!

 

[pauleuglis]

Maybe the surgeon was the husband of Lorena Bobbit.

 

[UT_OC]

That is halarious.. but if I was that man.. yea, I would kill the surgeon.. I think I would actually cut his off too while he's awake w/ his eyes open and watching.

 

[rtmcad2319]

Nobody gives the surgeon any slack?

 

[joselind]

one of those stories that makes you cringe. 👎

 

[oudoc08]

Yeah really. Prison is long and hard. I mean really. How stiff... of a sentence are we talking here? Woodn't you rather he meat with someone like Dr. Schlong Dick, head of Urology at the Saltykumstayn Institue? I hear he can really help thrust out a few of those aching urges building up deep down. After all, nothing like a good pounding to help relieve some of those orgasmic, excuse me, organic disorders such as sperm retention headache, likely the cause of him originally blowing his load, I mean lid, like that all over the OR.

 

[chiron]

Maybe he was just really hungry and got an idea