One night scribing in the ED, I saw a 40 y/o man came in covered in gorilla glue, present on his chest and forearms. He reported that he had been assaulted by a potential male lover, and had glue and Q-tips shoved into his rectum and urethra. His cheeks were glued together, along with his meatus, and one of the EDT's had to run to a Walgreen's to get 3 bottles of nail polish remover. After about 2 hours, multiple plastic guaze containers and pairs of gloves, somewhere around 30+ Q-tips were removed from his orifices. Eventually, the police coaxed out the patient's confession that he had done all this craziness to himself, so he would be admitted and "cared for like a baby." He had been seen in the ED for a rectal foreign body (screwdriver) about 6 months before.
You should've seen the MD I was working with have to tell this story multiple times as he consulted plastic surgeon, a burn unit, and a general surgeon throughout the night.
He was admitted a few days later, not requiring any surgeries, luckily, with plans to follow-up with a psychiatrist. I hope he listened.