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A current D1 made these. I just have to share this with the world... These are just too good:
"Occluse Yourself"
"Click"
"Occluse Yourself"
"Click"
Dental Rap - MWU-IL class of 2019
- Thread starter MBlue16
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"Occluse Yourself"
Lyrics:
"Anterior Verse
My name is David Nguyen, there's a lot of us last names
4 Nguyens and Patels, You can tell we got mad game
I came to Midwestern to get a piece of the pie
Matriculated in '15 at CDMI
But my teeth game be horrible, New scrubs I bought it too
I ain't bang blood or crip, my color be royal blue
Before quarter 2, gotta learn morphology
now my head probably throbbing like a lobotomy
The problem be, the station exam and the final
so I'mma start with the middle teeth that are incisal
Number 8 and 9, if you looking facio-lingually
Occlusally, it's smaller than the mesio to distal be
Individually, if we analyze vertically
Distal proximal contacts reduce cervically
#7 and #10 are centrally friends
but the distal angle is rounder again and again
So #23 and #24 be banging out the symmetry
and mandibular laterals be lookin like they twisted teeth
#5 and #12 ain't hard with the proof
If you looking for a developmental mesial marginal groove
2nd Premolars really aint the same type
The cusps on the buccal and the lingual be the same height
#21 and #28 an exception
Distal ridge more occlusal in a cross section
Identify them at a race car rate
The mesiolingual groove's a trademark trait
But the 2nd PreMolars on the Mandibular
May have a lingual groove that's damn singular
So they got three cusps now that you mention it
Means they the only premolars with a central pit
And that's it for the teeth in anterior
Now I gotta review every single posterior
Posterior Verse
When it comes to the molars now, lemme start with da maxilla
You can tell that it got three roots, different from the mandibular
How do you know that it's an upper tooth now would ya tell me?
Because maxillary first molars got that Carabelli
Lemme tell the second from the first, here's how I would know
if you be counting the cusps, them molars ain't got five but four
And lemme break the wisdom teeth down in this style of mine
#1 and #16 lookin like a heart like it was Valentines
If we analyze roots, we would see it fuses
See how the first to the third, the distal lingual cusp reduces
Your mind about to get blown apart like Joan of Arc
Lemme throw a dart on how we can figure the lower arch
#30 and #19, it's tough to mess up
mesio/disto lingual grooves separate the fifth cusp
Incisally the 2nd (mand. molar) and 3rd (mand. molar), you'll see it twice
You can see a cross in them grooves like it was Jesus Christ
But on the station exam, they look a little blurred
Don't forget the lingual height of contour's on the middle third
Mock exam be stressing me cuz I ain't did it well
Put me in a room alone and I'mma pop that minute bell
Gimme a tooth and you know I'mma title that
Babka be like, Dave yeah that rhyme was phat
But you haven't finished the final rap
Wait we gotta know Primary teeth? Ain't nobody got time for that"
"Click"
Lyrics:
(David)
Welcome to my University, You came to us so we could treat
Before we do that, we'll need a series of photos of all of your teeth
You just gotta sign here before I go and Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
Got that portrait mode on, I'mma go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
And all these patients man, they wonder, they wonder
Good afternoon miss, yeah I be the best man
I'mma need to take some photos for an oral exam
Before I click it again, girl lemme give you a pen
Cuz there's a reason that we be needing your written consent (HIPAA)
HIPAA (HIPAA), Health Insurance Portability
Accountability Act, To put it simply
Protecting the patient's autonomic ability, you feeling me?
My patients visit twice a year, that's one short of a trilogy
Uh M'am, yeah you gotta sign
Before I take a photo, put your name up on this dotted line
We'll determine if a treatment plan is viable
but you won't be individually identifiable
Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
You just gotta sign here before I go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
And all these patients man, they wonder, they wonder
Yea this photo op be, me and my posse
I'mma back up Adrienne like my name was Rocky
M'am, we ain't trying to hold you down
If you can just sit for a second, Adrienne can take that photo now
(Adrienne)
hold the mirror steady, lemme get in tight
I won't make it blurry, I'mma make it right
But these cameras playin' -- jacking up my photo
Make a little move with the click then it's Van Gogh
Why I use a camera -- when I gotta phone
Oh wait, cuz I took a 40 thousand dollar loan
A hundred thousand debt, it ain't been a year
Remember in the profile to hit the center ear
I pop off on the track like an aged wine
I spit like I got wrinkles, Age Lines
My crew thick, done been fulla asians
David and Lap, Nguyen Nguyen Situation
Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
You just gotta sign here before I go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
And all these patients man, they wonder, they wonder
First off, Lemme put you on a white backdrop
So I don't have anything interfere with the Snapshot
It's aight that you wear a tank top,
You really should take the earrings off and put that hair up in a fat knot
There ain't nothing wrong, we'll take it slow like a love song
Assistant got dat PPE, but camera man don't need gloves on
Left and right laterals, and then the front face
Girl, Let me see you maximally intercuspate
Tough break, cupcake, please don't make a duck face
Maxillary Mandibular arch for the uptake
Your teeth fine as hell, I ain't mean to blurt it out
And you ain't gotta worry about your eyes, we always blur em out
Restoring cavities everywhere I shown up
I snap on that cavity like a bone crunch
I fill the teeth like I'm Cali, Gold Rush
You ain't seen me miss a spot, Cone Cut
Cuz hand skills like they grew thru heaven
When I operate, I'm the true tooth reverend
and HIPAA's new rules says no youtube presence
Pictures say you could use a new new resin
(Lap)
Yea I'm talkin Dave, Yeah I'm talking Age
Yeah I'm talking Drills, yeah I'm talking fills
Yeah I'm taking portraits, I ain't taking stills
Photos too cropped man you can't be snapping reels
Tell me who's down? You gon need a new crown
Tej is Mr. Molar, He gon need a new crown
On dat PPE, yea I got a blue gown
Orascoptic lens, yea I'm bulletproof now
Loupes on deck (deck), carbon fiber specs (specs)
1500 (hundred), lemme sign the check (check)
I'm my own boss, my clinic hundred stacked
This ain't a race kid, ain't nobody running Lap
Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
You just gotta sign here before I go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click
Lyrics:
"Anterior Verse
My name is David Nguyen, there's a lot of us last names
4 Nguyens and Patels, You can tell we got mad game
I came to Midwestern to get a piece of the pie
Matriculated in '15 at CDMI
But my teeth game be horrible, New scrubs I bought it too
I ain't bang blood or crip, my color be royal blue
Before quarter 2, gotta learn morphology
now my head probably throbbing like a lobotomy
The problem be, the station exam and the final
so I'mma start with the middle teeth that are incisal
Number 8 and 9, if you looking facio-lingually
Occlusally, it's smaller than the mesio to distal be
Individually, if we analyze vertically
Distal proximal contacts reduce cervically
#7 and #10 are centrally friends
but the distal angle is rounder again and again
So #23 and #24 be banging out the symmetry
and mandibular laterals be lookin like they twisted teeth
#5 and #12 ain't hard with the proof
If you looking for a developmental mesial marginal groove
2nd Premolars really aint the same type
The cusps on the buccal and the lingual be the same height
#21 and #28 an exception
Distal ridge more occlusal in a cross section
Identify them at a race car rate
The mesiolingual groove's a trademark trait
But the 2nd PreMolars on the Mandibular
May have a lingual groove that's damn singular
So they got three cusps now that you mention it
Means they the only premolars with a central pit
And that's it for the teeth in anterior
Now I gotta review every single posterior
Posterior Verse
When it comes to the molars now, lemme start with da maxilla
You can tell that it got three roots, different from the mandibular
How do you know that it's an upper tooth now would ya tell me?
Because maxillary first molars got that Carabelli
Lemme tell the second from the first, here's how I would know
if you be counting the cusps, them molars ain't got five but four
And lemme break the wisdom teeth down in this style of mine
#1 and #16 lookin like a heart like it was Valentines
If we analyze roots, we would see it fuses
See how the first to the third, the distal lingual cusp reduces
Your mind about to get blown apart like Joan of Arc
Lemme throw a dart on how we can figure the lower arch
#30 and #19, it's tough to mess up
mesio/disto lingual grooves separate the fifth cusp
Incisally the 2nd (mand. molar) and 3rd (mand. molar), you'll see it twice
You can see a cross in them grooves like it was Jesus Christ
But on the station exam, they look a little blurred
Don't forget the lingual height of contour's on the middle third
Mock exam be stressing me cuz I ain't did it well
Put me in a room alone and I'mma pop that minute bell
Gimme a tooth and you know I'mma title that
Babka be like, Dave yeah that rhyme was phat
But you haven't finished the final rap
Wait we gotta know Primary teeth? Ain't nobody got time for that"
"Click"
Lyrics:
(David)
Welcome to my University, You came to us so we could treat
Before we do that, we'll need a series of photos of all of your teeth
You just gotta sign here before I go and Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
Got that portrait mode on, I'mma go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
And all these patients man, they wonder, they wonder
Good afternoon miss, yeah I be the best man
I'mma need to take some photos for an oral exam
Before I click it again, girl lemme give you a pen
Cuz there's a reason that we be needing your written consent (HIPAA)
HIPAA (HIPAA), Health Insurance Portability
Accountability Act, To put it simply
Protecting the patient's autonomic ability, you feeling me?
My patients visit twice a year, that's one short of a trilogy
Uh M'am, yeah you gotta sign
Before I take a photo, put your name up on this dotted line
We'll determine if a treatment plan is viable
but you won't be individually identifiable
Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
You just gotta sign here before I go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
And all these patients man, they wonder, they wonder
Yea this photo op be, me and my posse
I'mma back up Adrienne like my name was Rocky
M'am, we ain't trying to hold you down
If you can just sit for a second, Adrienne can take that photo now
(Adrienne)
hold the mirror steady, lemme get in tight
I won't make it blurry, I'mma make it right
But these cameras playin' -- jacking up my photo
Make a little move with the click then it's Van Gogh
Why I use a camera -- when I gotta phone
Oh wait, cuz I took a 40 thousand dollar loan
A hundred thousand debt, it ain't been a year
Remember in the profile to hit the center ear
I pop off on the track like an aged wine
I spit like I got wrinkles, Age Lines
My crew thick, done been fulla asians
David and Lap, Nguyen Nguyen Situation
Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
You just gotta sign here before I go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
And all these patients man, they wonder, they wonder
First off, Lemme put you on a white backdrop
So I don't have anything interfere with the Snapshot
It's aight that you wear a tank top,
You really should take the earrings off and put that hair up in a fat knot
There ain't nothing wrong, we'll take it slow like a love song
Assistant got dat PPE, but camera man don't need gloves on
Left and right laterals, and then the front face
Girl, Let me see you maximally intercuspate
Tough break, cupcake, please don't make a duck face
Maxillary Mandibular arch for the uptake
Your teeth fine as hell, I ain't mean to blurt it out
And you ain't gotta worry about your eyes, we always blur em out
Restoring cavities everywhere I shown up
I snap on that cavity like a bone crunch
I fill the teeth like I'm Cali, Gold Rush
You ain't seen me miss a spot, Cone Cut
Cuz hand skills like they grew thru heaven
When I operate, I'm the true tooth reverend
and HIPAA's new rules says no youtube presence
Pictures say you could use a new new resin
(Lap)
Yea I'm talkin Dave, Yeah I'm talking Age
Yeah I'm talking Drills, yeah I'm talking fills
Yeah I'm taking portraits, I ain't taking stills
Photos too cropped man you can't be snapping reels
Tell me who's down? You gon need a new crown
Tej is Mr. Molar, He gon need a new crown
On dat PPE, yea I got a blue gown
Orascoptic lens, yea I'm bulletproof now
Loupes on deck (deck), carbon fiber specs (specs)
1500 (hundred), lemme sign the check (check)
I'm my own boss, my clinic hundred stacked
This ain't a race kid, ain't nobody running Lap
Click, Click, Click, Click, Click
You just gotta sign here before I go and click click click, click, click
Hold this mirror, I'mma get that arch with a Click
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So does this mean we will have a lot of spare time as D1s? Lol
But actually this is awesome. Thanks for sharing!
But actually this is awesome. Thanks for sharing!
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- Reaction score
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Lol no! If you think that way, you're in it for a surprise.
Yeah. Far East Movement shiz right here.
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