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    All right, let's all try to forget our stresses for a bit and share our best dentistry jokes!!

    Rules I might suggest: Keep them decent enough to only offend a SMALL percentage of people, and PLEASE don't contribute to the already prevelant hatred of our kind by making them about pain or poor care. Or at least, keep THOSE to a minimum, please!

    Here's a really really bad one to start off with, and everyone should stop reading immediately:

    Q: When do you visit the dentist?

    A: Tooth-hurty!!!!!!!!! HA! HA!! i kill myself. :rolleyes:
     
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      So this guy is going in for a root canal and tells the dentist that he doesn't like shots and says he will take the pain. The doctor said let me at least give you a viagra. The patient aksed why. The doctor told him that root canals can be very painful and that he is going to want something to hold on to. (sorry not the best joke, but the only one I know.)
       

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        kurt10 said:
        So this guy is going in for a root canal and tells the dentist that he doesn't like shots and says he will take the pain. The doctor said let me at least give you a viagra. The patient aksed why. The doctor told him that root canals can be very painful and that he is going to want something to hold on to. (sorry not the best joke, but the only one I know.)

        oh my... :p haha

        the first one took me few tries... funny...

        http://www.dentalaffairs.com/includes/jokes.htm
        (i thought the first picture was funny)
         

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          I'mFillingFine said:
          All right, let's all try to forget our stresses for a bit and share our best dentistry jokes!!

          Rules I might suggest: Keep them decent enough to only offend a SMALL percentage of people, and PLEASE don't contribute to the already prevelant hatred of our kind by making them about pain or poor care. Or at least, keep THOSE to a minimum, please!

          Here's a really really bad one to start off with, and everyone should stop reading immediately:

          Q: When do you visit the dentist?

          A: Tooth-hurty!!!!!!!!! HA! HA!! i kill myself. :rolleyes:


          hmmm...I kinda don't get it :confused: :eek:
           

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            This is the best joke yet from that website:

            A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
            A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
            He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
            The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!"
            Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Why yes. That's amazing. How did you determine that?"
            The woman replied, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."
            Well, one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more passionate and... (*snip*)
            After their passionate deed was done the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
            The guy was very surprised, and said 'Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist... You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?
            ' His lover said, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."

            and this one tooo


            What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
            Having your dentist tell you.
             
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              Bungipug said:
              This is the best joke yet from that website:

              A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
              A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
              He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
              The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!"
              Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Why yes. That's amazing. How did you determine that?"
              The woman replied, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."
              Well, one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more passionate and... (*snip*)
              After their passionate deed was done the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
              The guy was very surprised, and said 'Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist... You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?
              ' His lover said, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."

              and this one tooo


              What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
              Having your dentist tell you.


              haha haven't heard that one b4..
               

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                Bungipug said:
                This is the best joke yet from that website:

                A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
                A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
                He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
                The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!"
                Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Why yes. That's amazing. How did you determine that?"
                The woman replied, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."
                Well, one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more passionate and... (*snip*)
                After their passionate deed was done the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
                The guy was very surprised, and said 'Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist... You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?
                ' His lover said, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."



                I heard this one; however, instead of a dentist there was an anesthesiologist... :laugh:
                 

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                  (Some may already know this joke...)

                  The patient comes into the dental office for a tooth extraction. The dentist gives some anesthesia and pulls out the tooth quickly. The patient finds out that it costs him $500 for a tooth extraction.

                  The patient: "Oh My! $500 for 5 minutes of extraction work? That's a rip-off!"
                  The dentist: "I can make it longer if you would like."



                  (another story that I found funny)

                  So I was reading some threads on dental town forum, and I read a story where one obese patient came in and broke the dental chair. I thought that was somewhat hillarious. The dentist didn't know if he should charge the patient for the chair and dental work or just dental work.

                  Somewhat irrelevant but I also read a story in which a drunken patient drove through the dental office with her car.
                   

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                    Dentalist said:
                    (Some may already know this joke...)

                    The patient comes into the dental office for a tooth extraction. The dentist gives some anesthesia and pulls out the tooth quickly. The patient finds out that it costs him $500 for a tooth extraction.

                    The patient: "Oh My! $500 for 5 minutes of extraction work? That's a rip-off!"
                    The dentist: "I can make it longer if you would like."
                    My favorite.
                     

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                        A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be
                        tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. So I told him, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
                         

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                          A little chemistry humor...

                          A Nitrogen atom noticed that his Oxygen friend looked sad. When asked what's wrong, the Oxygen replied "I think I lost an electron". The Nitrogen atom said, "are you sure?". Oxygen replied "Yes, I'm positive."
                           

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                            Well since we are on the chemistry subject I have a comment. It's not really a joke, just something I realized while taking general chem. I realized how well I relate to the subject and that if i had to describe my love life in chemistry terms i would be nothing more than a mere spectator ion. i know it's sad, but it describes me well.
                             

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                              kurt10 said:
                              Well since we are on the chemistry subject I have a comment. It's not really a joke, just something I realized while taking general chem. I realized how well I relate to the subject and that if i had to describe my love life in chemistry terms i would be nothing more than a mere spectator ion. i know it's sad, but it describes me well.

                              You should try to be a lot more like a free radical! That way you're much more likely to excite yourself to the next energy level....... :cool:
                               
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                                I'm more like an enzyme...
                                I speed up the process, break it up, and come out of it , unconsumed, as if nothing ever happened. :D

                                Sad, but i'm sure one of these days, i'll get stuck in a reaction for all my life. I'm hoping to enjoy it though.
                                 

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                                  Here's one that I made up when I was a little kid:

                                  A boy with a sweet tooth sat anxiously on the dental chair. The dentist finishes examining his mouth and says, "Hmm, no cavities." The boy excitedly jumps up and down the chair and then slumps as if deeply saddened. "Yep," the dentist disappointedly replies, "no more teeth."
                                   

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                                    Here's one that I made up when I was a little kid:

                                    A boy with a sweet tooth sat anxiously on the dental chair. The dentist finishes examining his mouth and says, "Hmm, no cavities." The boy excitedly jumps up and down the chair and then slumps as if deeply saddened. "Yep," the dentist disappointedly replies, "no more teeth."

                                    At least you didn't make that one up recently......
                                     

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                                      oh jeez...I thought this thread was long dead. :D Glad you predents enjoy horrific humor as well :)


                                      Oh, and we have a crazy professor here who only speaks in dental puns....it's excellent. :cool:
                                      (I thought of the bad pun in my signature in honor of one of our conversations)


                                      Q: Why did the maxillary first premolar not answer the phone??

                                      A: He was off on furcation!!! :oops:
                                       

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                                        atually this joke was said to me by one of my mbbs colleague.... i dunno from whr he heard this.

                                        once dentist was busy with patients.for one patient....he said u have big hole in ur tooth......again after 5 sec patient heard "U HAVE BIG HOLE IN UR TOOTH"...patient furious at doc said..why do u say big hole in my tooth twice..my ears are okay and i can hear.....

                                        the dentist said..at first i said u have big hole in ur tooth....and the seond one is the echo from the hole in ur tooth...

                                        isnt it funny???:::D
                                         

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                                          atually this joke was said to me by one of my MBBS colleague.... i dunno from whr he heard this.

                                          once dentist was busy with patients.for one patient....he said u have big hole in ur tooth......again after 5 sec patient heard "U HAVE BIG HOLE IN UR TOOTH"...patient furious at doc said..why do u say big hole in my tooth twice..my ears are okay and i can hear.....

                                          the dentist said..at first i said u have big hole in ur tooth....and the second time u heard the echo from the hole in ur tooth...

                                          isnt it funny???:::
                                           
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