Did I Blew my chance?!!! Please help

[Miclops]

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*****ic troll is *****ic.

It's funny knowing that my story is so bizarre that it's unbelievable. I feel like a warrior.
People actually have to go through things like this in the real world. It's not my fault that your life was tame and uneventful.

 

[berriesandcream]

I am 100% sure that you are infatuated with this guy AND his brother. Perhaps they should double-team you.

boy please. I'll take him AND his brother. who wouldn't want a surgeon and a serious aspiring doc?
Plus, I'm sure neither of them would need a penile implant to satisfy me, thank you very much.

jealous?

 

[CodeBlu]

boy please. I'll take him AND his brother. who wouldn't want a surgeon and a serious aspiring doc?
Plus, I'm sure neither of them would need a penile implant to satisfy me, thank you very much.

jealous?

Burn!

 

[Charles Darwin]

You guys are getting troll'd. 🙁

 

[Miclops]

boy please. I'll take him AND his brother. who wouldn't want a surgeon and a serious aspiring doc?
Plus, I'm sure neither of them would need a penile implant to satisfy me, thank you very much.

jealous?

Why would I be jealous?

No worries, your fantasy will come true.

 

[TheMightySmiter]

You guys are getting troll'd. 🙁

I know, that's what makes it so hard to stop posting here.

 

[TheMightySmiter]

So, OP, exactly how big WAS your implant?

 

[berriesandcream]

So, OP, exactly how big WAS your implant?

maybe you should ask his sister, TMS

 

[Charles Darwin]

I know, that's what makes it so hard to stop posting here.

I'm just here for the cheap lols.

 

[CodeBlu]

So, OP, exactly how big WAS your implant?

I'd be curious to know too.

 

[Miclops]

boy please. I'll take him AND his brother. who wouldn't want a surgeon and a serious aspiring doc?
Plus, I'm sure neither of them would need a penile implant to satisfy me, thank you very much.

jealous?

How do you know how big they are anyway? Did you perform oral sex on them?

 

[CodeBlu]

How do you know how big they are anyway? Did you perform oral sex on them?

🤣

 

[berriesandcream]

How do you know how big they are anyway? Did you perform oral sex on them?

You my mom keeping tabs on me now?
Sorry, OP, I don't kiss and tell 😉

 

[Miclops]

Wow, now you guys want to know how big my penis is. You guys are more kinkier than I thought. I came to ask for advice, but you're all too horny to comply.

 

[CodeBlu]

You my mom keeping tabs on me now?
Sorry, OP, I don't kiss and tell 😉

I will have you know this... berriesandcream got skills....

why you think her name is berriesandCREAM....
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2E16dSzAU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[minerva3121]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Miclops]

I will have you know this... berriesandcream got skills....

why you think her name is berriesandCREAM....

Indeed. Talk on the streets is that she uses lots of saliva. Moreover, her hot breath can melt your penis even before it enters her mouth.

 

[berriesandcream]

Wow, now you guys want to know how big my penis is. You guys are more kinkier than I thought. I came to ask for advice, but you're all too horny to comply.

In order to help you, troll, it's only important to know all aspects of the problem.
Plus, the nerve of you calling US horny, right after asking me if I go down on CB and his bro.👎

I will have you know this... berriesandcream got skills....

why you think her name is berriesandCREAM....
[YOUTUBE]cy2E16dSzAU[/YOUTUBE]

👍👍👍 My SDN name was well thought out. my witness right here

 

[CodeBlu]

K whoa... dude. Inappropriate for SDN. hSDNers read this stuff.

Not cool. I didn't event quote it, cuz you're just dirty.

 

[berriesandcream]

I will have you know this... berriesandcream got skills....

why you think her name is berriesandCREAM....


Indeed. Talk on the streets is that she uses lots of saliva. Moreover, her hot breath can melt your penis even before it enters her mouth.

I'm famous now? 😱
With all my popularity, it's a shame you'll just be hearing about it through the talk on the street.

 

[CodeBlu]

I'm famous now? 😱
With all my popularity, it's a shame you'll just be hearing about it through the talk on the street.

Berries you're world renowned.

 

[berriesandcream]

Berries you're world renowned.

😍

 

[Miclops]

The high schoolers have sex. Have you been in a basement all your life?

 

[berriesandcream]

The high schoolers have sex. Have you been in a basement all your life?

you talk about maturity?
Setting a bad example for high schoolers with your posts is not mature. ever.

 

[CodeBlu]

The high schoolers have sex. Have you been in a basement all your life?

Yeah, sure they do.

Integrity, professionalism... things that you should read up on. You're disgusting. As you sit there grabbing your left testicle inflating your supposed penile implant... know this... the mods will take care of this thread, and they will take care of you. Trolling is a part of SDN... and the internet in general... vulgarity and making berries part of a porn sequence in your head.... we don't have to tolerate that.

 

[Miclops]

Yeah, sure they do.

Integrity, professionalism... things that you should read up on. You're disgusting. As you sit there grabbing your left testicle inflating your supposed penile implant... know this... the mods will take care of this thread, and they will take care of you. Trolling is a part of SDN... and the internet in general... vulgarity and making berries part of a porn sequence in your head.... we don't have to tolerate that.

I kindly came here to ask for advice. All I received instead was a storm of accusation. Who started this? You all! How? By asserting that I am a troll, with no evidence!

Any moderator with a half brain will admonish me AND you all.

 

[Wolfman89]

OP, if you didn't want people to think you're a troll, you shouldn't have used the words "penile implant" at any point in time.

Yeah, that kinda drew my attention.

Vote: OP will be banned in 1) more or 2) less than two days.

Less than 2 days

Or?

I didn't know or was an option.

Yeah... my bro clearly knows I have sex and all that.

He gave me my first box of condoms. So yeah. It was pretty self explanatory.

Gives me box, I see what it is... I laugh, and he says... don't be stupid.

'nuff said.

Tangent but thats the kinda big bro I want to be for my baby bros.

boy please. I'll take him AND his brother. who wouldn't want a surgeon and a serious aspiring doc?
Plus, I'm sure neither of them would need a penile implant to satisfy me, thank you very much.

jealous?

 

[CodeBlu]

I kindly came here to ask for advice. All I received instead was a storm of accusation. Who started this? You all! How? By asserting that I am a troll, with no evidence!

Any moderator with a half brain will admonish me AND you all.

Pretty sure my first post was constructive.

You went downhill.

 

[berriesandcream]

I kindly came here to ask for advice. All I received instead was a storm of accusation. Who started this? You all! How? By asserting that I am a troll, with no evidence!

Any moderator with a half brain will admonish me AND you all.

Bro, check your first response. CB thew a goodluck smiley your way.

 

[CodeBlu]

Bro, check your first response. CB thew a goodluck smiley your way.

Oh berries... you sexy thang you.

 

[Miclops]

Pretty sure my first post was constructive.

You went downhill.

And so did you.😉

 

[CodeBlu]

Ok... now I know why I only post once or twice in troll threads.

So annoying.

 

[Miclops]

Ok... now I know why I only post once or twice in troll threads.

So annoying.

I am not a troll, but I think you have OCD. If I was a troll, I'd have you enthralled. You'd be my pet slave. You're obsess with trolls; you love them. You should be banned for that.

 

[CodeBlu]

I am not a troll, but I think you have OCD. If I was a troll, I'd have you enthralled. You'd be my pet slave. You're obsess with trolls; you love them. You should be banned for that.

OCD? Do you even understand what the DSM-IV criteria are for OCD?

Probably not.

 

[Miclops]

OCD? Do you even understand what the DSM-IV criteria are for OCD?

Probably not.

Actually, I don't and I could careless.

 

[dicer]

 

[KLycos]

I hope you never practice medicine good sir.

 

[raltima07]

2016 beat down the troll in this thread.....

 

[911 Turbo]

Wait guys what if he's not a troll... What if he is just misunderstood

 

[Strudel19]

Haha, that IS pretty funny. I would of laughed, but that's not really my humor. I love the dry, witty stuff 🙂

 

[Miclops]

I hope you never practice medicine good sir.

Thankfully, I've never went down on anybody. How will you have to explain your promiscuous behavior during your interview?😕

 

[pooghe]

 

[Buttermellow]

Thankfully, I've never went down on anybody. How will you have to explain your promiscuous behavior during your interview?😕

Are you a native English speaker, OP? Just wondering.

 

[Miclops]

Are you a native English speaker, OP? Just wondering.

No, why do you ask? Because i used blew instead of blow?

 

[Ignatius M.D.]

Do you guys remember those old school sneakers with the thing in the tongue to pump them up? The OP has the same thing, except for his penis.

 

[rentedmule]

OP, if you didn't want people to think you're a troll, you shouldn't have used the words "penile implant" at any point in time.

There were a few flags before that, but penile implant really sealed the deal.

MAN UP? Did your sister and you take baths together until you were 14?

Wouldn't surprise me. I know a family that is weird like that. There are certain things you just DON'T need to talk about with your family.

That's why you have friends.

*facepalm*

Don't know why I'm feeding the troll.

You had the right , but then you succumbed.

It's funny knowing that my story is so bizarre that it's unbelievable. I feel like a warrior.
People actually have to go through things like this in the real world. It's not my fault that your life was tame and uneventful.

It's not your fault that you have tiger blood and Adonis DNA, OP.

 

[Buttermellow]

No, why do you ask? Because i used blew instead of blow?

I just saw a few error like that, nothing major.

 

[rentedmule]

I just saw a few errors like that, nothing major.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Miclops]

I just saw a few error like that, nothing major.

Well, I do exert a great effort to compensate for the fact that I'm not a native speaker. I think i've done well thus far. But I'll get better as time goes. 🙂

 

[Buttermellow]

Fixed that for you.

The sad thing is, I am a native English speaker.