Wow this is the first time I get to say with a certainty that all fo you are wrong
Actually Many schools will allow you to substitute in WR classes in place of English. Since most places require two semesters of english maybe taking one would be a good idea.
So my friend applied to twenty schools and none of them gave him problems for substituting in a WR instead of english.
Furthermore My adviser sent me an awesome sheet about which schools want what exactly. While I no longer have the sheet on me I remember going through the 20 schools I plan to apply to this june and I appeared fine for all of them despite lack of two english classes.
I can try and search for that list to post for everyone.
Off the Top of my head RWJ and Emory let you substitute( RWJ says this on their website)
MCG says you MUST take two english classes: but im not applying there so its cool