The Watering Hole (social)

[Trilt]

Your wedding had better get scheduled for May so we can make this happen. Call your cousin and tell them you've picked the date for them

August apparently.

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[Devastating]

Doesn't mean you can't hit a few jumps on your way down the hill. Just that you'll feel them in your old person joints a little more

Next year you can rent a car for a reasonable price!

I guess the good news is that I'm feeling a lot more youthful now--this is a junior class so most people are 20-21 and I'd assumed I was the oldest/the only one here for a 2nd degree, but I recently found out that not only are there a couple others around my age, my oldest classmate is 27 (I honestly never would have guessed! it was a shock to everyone). There's also a non-trad in the senior class. So, I'd like to give a shout out to all the 26+ people out there for making me feel less old

 

[cdo96]

Hey yooooo. Guess who's back, @Bottle of Bear ! It is I! Drunk @cdoconn . My dad owns his own business and he hosted a Christmas party for his employees and I'm ~6 glasses of white wine in and feeling pretty darn good. Heheahagahaha

 

[PrincessButterCup]

Hey yooooo. Guess who's back, @Bottle of Bear ! It is I! Drunk @cdoconn . My dad owns his own business and he hosted a Christmas party for his employees and I'm ~6 glasses of white wine in and feeling pretty darn good. Heheahagahaha

This is becoming a weekly thing, CDO. Need an intervention?

And champagne is better for parties.

 

[cdo96]

You know what's easier than socializing? Alcohol!

 

[cdo96]

This is becoming a weekly thing, CDO. Need an intervention?

And champagne is better for parties.

Def don't need an intervention. I'm perfectly fine!!

And as for the drunkenness, I own the company, they can deal with me hahaha.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Hey yooooo. Guess who's back, @Bottle of Bear ! It is I! Drunk @cdoconn . My dad owns his own business and he hosted a Christmas party for his employees and I'm ~6 glasses of white wine in and feeling pretty darn good. Heheahagahaha

 

[wheelin2vetmed]

I don't know why but cdoconn's comment reminded me of the scene in Bad Santa after the bar when the Indian guy approaches him in the parking lot. Still to this day one of the most random and funniest moments in a movie.

"Are you off your ****ing meds or somethin?"

 

[cdo96]

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'Tis the season y'all.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Is that some pinot grigio

 

[cdo96]

Is that some pinot grigio

Riesling. I'm a German wine snob, tbh

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Riesling. I'm a German wine snob, tbh

A wine snob huh? Where's your top hat and monocle if you're so snobby

 

[PrincessButterCup]

A wine snob huh? Where's your top hat and monocle if you're so snobby

She had to wear her party clothes instead

 

[cdo96]

A wine snob huh? Where's your top hat and monocle if you're so snobby

I tried to photoshop one on a red panda but I'm too drunk. I'm sorry.

 

[genny]

Post-NAVLE wine is the best.

 

[cdo96]

Post-NAVLE wine is the best.

apparently I've just drunk a bottle and a half of wine.


Oops.

 

[genny]

apparently I've just drunk a bottle and a half of wine.


Oops.

Amateur!

 

[Bottle of Bear]

She had to wear her party clothes instead

A true snob never leaves their monocle and top hat.

I tried to photoshop one on a red panda but I'm too drunk. I'm sorry.

A for effort

 

[cdo96]

Amateur!

I'm working my way up to professional level. It takes tome

Edit: not tome, Tim.

 

[Trilt]

Post-NAVLE wine is the best.

I drank so much beer post-navle.

...then had to get up for icu treatments before 5am, but still worth it!

 

[Trilt]

I drank so much beer post-navle.

...then had to get up for icu treatments before 5am, but still worth it!

Also: two Christmas parties tonight. Both myself and my partner are in sloth ugly sweaters. It's fantastic.

 

[genny]

I drank so much beer post-navle.

...then had to get up for icu treatments before 5am, but still worth it!

I gotta go get a dog pregnant in the morning. Wine seems very appropriate for that.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

I'm working my way up to professional level. It takes tome

Edit: not tome, Tim.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

I gotta go get a dog pregnant in the morning. Wine seems very appropriate for that.

This sounds dirty

 

[Trilt]

I gotta go get a dog pregnant in the morning. Wine seems very appropriate for that.

AI or natural breeding? Remember, enthusiastic consent is very important.

 

[genny]

This sounds dirty

Theriogenologists are an interesting bunch.

 

[genny]

AI or natural breeding? Remember, enthusiastic consent is very important.

AI. Pretty sure the dog's ok with it. Me, I need a little more time.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Theriogenologists are an interesting bunch.

When you're learning the field, is half your coursework just learning how to make sex jokes

 

[PrincessButterCup]

AI. Pretty sure the dog's ok with it. Me, I need a little more time.

Last Christmas Eve we were impregnating a corgi. Boss lady told the owner that associate vet 'is really good at AI'.



We weren't quite sure how to take that comment.

 

[PrincessButterCup]

When you're learning the field, is half your coursework just learning how to make sex jokes

After undergrad I'm not sure that's something you need to learn. It just comes naturally now.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

It just comes naturally now.

Phrasing

 

[Trilt]

AI. Pretty sure the dog's ok with it. Me, I need a little more time.

I liked my therio rotation. TCI was basically a video game like all endoscopy.

When you're learning the field, is half your coursework just learning how to make sex jokes

Making our theriogenologist blush with innuendo was half the fun of the class. He was a through and through ginger and would flush beet red.

 

[vetmedhead]

Man, I haven't had wine in a while and now I can get gently toasted from about two glasses. Boo.

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Man, I haven't had wine in a while and now I can get gently toasted from about two glasses. Boo.

Low tolerance is great, saves money

 

[TheGirlWithTheFernTattoo]

I'm working my way up to professional level. It takes tome

Edit: not tome, Tim.

You are definitely working your way up to my level of spelling from a few weeks ago. Well done!

 

[vetmedhead]

Low tolerance is great, saves money

But now I can't brag at bars!

 

[Bottle of Bear]

But now I can't brag at bars!

That's just a matter of opinion.

"Hey everyone look how fast I can get drunk!"

 

[cdo96]

"Look everyone, I am much drunker than all of you... be jealous"

 

[Bottle of Bear]

"Look everyone, I am much drunker than all of you... be jealous"

I'll show you drunker

 

[cdo96]

I'll show you drunker

bet you won't

 

[Bottle of Bear]

bet you won't

Thems fightin words

 

[cdo96]

Thems fightin words

better put yo money where your mouth is byob

 

[Bottle of Bear]

better put yo money where your mouth is byob

Put 4 shots of Johnny red there so far

 

[cdo96]

Put 4 shots of Johnny red there so far

johnny red?

 

[Bottle of Bear]

johnny red?

Whiskey what up

 

[cdo96]

Whiskey what up

ahhh not a whisky fan. But you do you fam

 

[Gwenevre]

Low tolerance is great, saves money

Preach! Low tolerance is the only thing between me and downing a looooot of Smirnoff ices

 

[Bottle of Bear]

ahhh not a whisky fan. But you do you fam

Tastes like an unripe lemon's butt. Any port in a storm though

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Preach! Low tolerance is the only thing between me and downing a looooot of Smirnoff ices

Remember when "icing" was a thing

 

[Bottle of Bear]

Whiskey was a bad choice