An updated scoreboard:
Alcohol-Blood 830 Jpgreer13
Alcohol-Breath(usually lower) 540 febrifuge
Na-high 221 gerickson03m
Na-low 95 Freeeedom
T4- undetectable Desperado
MCV- 129 Desperado
Glucose-high 2390 Arcan57
Glucose-low 0 LanceArmstrong
Ph-low 6.00
ISU_STEVE (DropkickMurphys former screenname)
Ph-high 7.88 pinbor1 and
ISU_Steve (tie)
Plts-low 0 seaglass
Chloride- (low) beriberi
Chloride (high)- 166 FoughtFyr
Ca-low 4.2 a little elf
Ca-high 18 Ermudphud
C02-high 318 beyond all hope
PaCO2- 304
ISU_STEVE
Bicarb-low 1.6 pinbor1
Bicarb- High 67
ISU_Steve
INR-high >999.99 12R34Y
%Bands-high 68 debvz
TSH-high 425 margaritaboy
Lithium 8.1 Zambezi
K-low 0.8 jjackis
K-high 26.7
ISU_Steve
TBili 92 virion
Dbili 56 wthomp03
BUN (high) 450 LanceArmstrong
BUN (low) 0 **
Cr 47.4 bccsmith
Troponin I 1100 AJM
BNP 331042 Apollyon
Cholesterol 1200 ham sandwich
Triglycerides 12000 ham sandwich
Mg 0.2 EMIMG and bulgethetwine (tie)
Temp-high 109 docB
Temp-low 79.2 F jlw2004
WBC 430,000 beyond all hope
CPK >800,000 Scrubbs
Lipase (high) 71,148 wthomp03
Lipase (low) 0 docB
Hct high 79
DropkickMurphy
Hct low 6.5 Cric4U
Hgb low 0.8 EMraiden
PSA 6746 clc17
Anion Gap 50 pinbor1
Drug screen 9 out of 9 positive
ISU_Steve
Serum Osmolality 447 WakeMedHeel
duration of unevaluated chief complaint 39 years Apollyon
youngest smoker 5 years old emtp2pac
youngest IV drug abuser 11 years emtp2pac
Pack years smoking 420 Apollyon
BMI 90 smoke this
weight >850 pounds clc17
02sat 0% Seaglass
Blood pressure 330/180 12r34y
Corneal Foreign bodies >50 cdr50
Tooth/tattoo ration 6/23 Kev Jones
Medlist (active prescription meds) 33 Ermudphud
Pain scale 10/10 docB (and all the rest of us)
Abdominal mass- 30 x 30 x 15 cm Telemachus
Carboxyhemoglobin- 44%
ISU_STEVE
Methemoglobin- 22%
ISU_STEVE
PaO2 (low)- 14 mm Hg
ISU_STEVE
Largest stool removed by manual disimpaction- 15 lbs ERMudPhud
Ammonia- 302 docB
Ferritin- 76,000 KidDr.
Amylase- 37,500 jashanley
CSF WBC Count- 12,463 doctawife
CSF RBC Count- 90 doctawife
**Favorite, though is my friend who had an LP with more than 1,000,000 RBCs. He said he was thinking of sending it for an ABG instead of a culture.- edmadison
Highest lumbar puncture opening pressure- 55 cm bobblehead
**dchristimis
golden CSF shower notwithstanding
BNP- >5000 (So thats what the labs cutoff is! dchristismi
Ethylene glycol- 452 Telemachus
Absolute Eosinophil Count- 71,000 edmadison
Biggest abdominal aortic aneurysm- 10.5cm Desperado
A1C- 19.1 Wahoo
Ascites fluid PMNs- 13,000 Wahoo