Full ride to Harvard or $30,000/yr to Crapola University Med? What would you choose?

elias514

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(please stroke my ego) I need help choosing between these two schools. Which one would you choose and why? (BTW I didn't really get accepted to Harvard. This post is a joke. I did get into Crapola UMed, though. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.)
 

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If you're that smart, go do something other than medicine instead...at least you'll have a life :D
 

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it's like you've won a brand new Mercedes, but you're still thinking about buying the pinto :laugh:

Congrats on the acceptances!!!

*stroking the ego*
 
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Originally posted by Heal&Teach


Congrats on the acceptances!!!

*stroking the ego*

:laugh:

Why would anyone consider paying if they can go somewhere for free?
 

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Crapola for sure. You can drop the legendary "crap-bomb" on everyone when you feel the need to relieve yourself in social situations, and everyone will both understand and be in awe....:)

-Ice
 

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Originally posted by ice_23
Crapola for sure. You can drop the legendary "crap-bomb" on everyone when you feel the need to relieve yourself in social situations, and everyone will both understand and be in awe....:)

-Ice

:laugh:
-Harps
 

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Yeah, man, I can't wait to drop the legendary "crapola bomb" on people. CAn you imagine how freakin impressed they'll be?

Acquaintance: "So I hear that you got into med school. Where you headin next year?"

Me: "Well, it was a tough choice, but Crapola University Med School gave me a buttload of money--I think it's called the Brown Smears Academic Scholarship or something."

Acquaintance: "Holy s#*$!, you got accepted to Crapola Med with a BS scholarship!"

Me: "Yeah, man. Can you believe it?"

Acquaintance: "Wow! Incredible. Can I kiss your ass for good luck?"

Me: "Shoo, you peon."
 

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Originally posted by elias514
Me: "Well, it was a tough choice, but Crapola University Med School gave me a buttload of money--I think it's called the Brown Smears Academic Scholarship or something."

But it's the prestigious Brown Smears Scholarship! I'll choose it in a heart beat over some frickin unknown scholarships like the Rhodes Scholarship
 

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Originally posted by ice_23
Crapola for sure. You can drop the legendary "crap-bomb" on everyone when you feel the need to relieve yourself in social situations, and everyone will both understand and be in awe....:)

-Ice

Shock and awe, brother, shock and awe. :laugh:
 

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Originally posted by ice_23
Crapola for sure. You can drop the legendary "crap-bomb" on everyone when you feel the need to relieve yourself in social situations, and everyone will both understand and be in awe....:)

-Ice

Plus I heard they matched more residents into Proctology than any other school. The students said they felt confident that they could run a code brown even as an intern.

;)
 

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I'd attend Crapola U ANYDAY over Harvard. Harvard has nothing on Crapola Univ. Medical (CUM). The only downside is that the streets were built really poorly around the CUM campus...as a result, there are skidmarks everywhere. If you attend Crapola U...you also get to take classes in their prestigious Toilet School of Law and you can even sign up for classes in their highly-ranked Sewer Business School. Crapola U all the way.

LUX ET VERITAS
 
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