Funny Pre-dental Story

[armorshell]

So, my little sister was up fr graduation and tore out a page from cosmo that made me keekle:

Doctor McDummy
Before applying to ental school, I signed up for an internship at a dentist's office to gain some experience and boost my resume. Mostly, I just did paperwork, and my interaction with patients was minimal. But one day, this pretty girl came in for an appointment and while I was helping her fill out the forms, we started flirting. I really wanted to impress her, so I lied and told her I was one of the dental assistants and brought her back to the exam room. I put on rubber gloves and started examining her teeth and acting like I knew what I was doing. Then the real dentist walked in and started screaming at me. The girl was totally freaked out, and I was fired later that day.
-Damian, 25

Alright Damian, come out with it. What's your screen name?

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[ucla2134]

So, my little sister was up fr graduation and tore out a page from cosmo that made me keekle:



Alright Damian, come out with it. What's your screen name?

 

[wizziefiend]

haha, I do it all the time.

Although I'm an OS assistant and bring back the hotties and don't bother introducing myself (they assume i'm the intern doc because of my university scrubs/ID). I go over all the medical history, we do small talk, talk about how I'm an intern at the office and "finishing school in x months" then walk out and say "Your surgeon will be in in 5 mins!"

Damn gold diggers! Their mood totally changes when they find out i'm the $8/hr assistant they really dont pay much attention to me after that

 

[ChitownDDS]

absolutely hilarious........same is true in the ortho/peds office that I work in