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Thought it would be nice to start a thread about the joys of med school as an OMFS resident, specifically in regards to the people who have absolutely no idea what we do.
Let’s kick this off with the medical students – I have this conversation at least once on every rotation.
Med student: “Wait… explain to me how OMFS works again..”
The Anhedonia: <kindly explains how our residency works>
Med student: “…so you’re trying to get your DMD??”
Then Anhedonia: <pointing to ID badge that has my credentials> “actually I’m already a dentist. I’m completing medical school now after my intern year. We’re classmates bro, I’ll be getting my MD same as you.”
Med student: “so were you like doing fillings during your intern year?”
The Anhedonia: <wearing fake smile attempting to hide my annoyance> “Actually, my intern year was pretty similar to a regular general surgery year with learning surgical management of patients, call, clinic, OR, conferences, etc. My service actually handles >50% of the craniomaxillofacial trauma here so i lear....”
Med student: <cuts me off> “Oh so you’re doing med school because you want to do surgery in the mouth right?”
The Anhedonia: “No actually, the MD is just additional education but doesn’t dictate our scope. I’m a provider in the hospital under my dental license…..and we do the whole face bro” <I pull out my phone to show a frontal sinus obliteration we did right before i went off service>
Med student: “that doesn’t seem right. You’re not a doctor though”
The Anhedonia: <at this point my indignation patently obvious> "Well buddy, programs like mine exist all over the country. Were broadly trained in facial skeletal and soft tissue surgery. Some places have single degree surgeons doing free flaps, rhinos, etc. I cordially invite you to rethink your definition of doctor"
Med student: "....but still though, you're not like a real doctor unless you have your MD"
The Anhedonia: “Well my doctoral degree, DEA license, NPI#, patient management experience, and hospital privileges beg to differ with you. Good day sir!”
Med student: “….lol wut?”
The Anhedonia: “I said GOOD DAY SIR”
Seriously though. It’s simultaneously hilarious and frustrating. Share your stories if you have them
Let’s kick this off with the medical students – I have this conversation at least once on every rotation.
Med student: “Wait… explain to me how OMFS works again..”
The Anhedonia: <kindly explains how our residency works>
Med student: “…so you’re trying to get your DMD??”
Then Anhedonia: <pointing to ID badge that has my credentials> “actually I’m already a dentist. I’m completing medical school now after my intern year. We’re classmates bro, I’ll be getting my MD same as you.”
Med student: “so were you like doing fillings during your intern year?”
The Anhedonia: <wearing fake smile attempting to hide my annoyance> “Actually, my intern year was pretty similar to a regular general surgery year with learning surgical management of patients, call, clinic, OR, conferences, etc. My service actually handles >50% of the craniomaxillofacial trauma here so i lear....”
Med student: <cuts me off> “Oh so you’re doing med school because you want to do surgery in the mouth right?”
The Anhedonia: “No actually, the MD is just additional education but doesn’t dictate our scope. I’m a provider in the hospital under my dental license…..and we do the whole face bro” <I pull out my phone to show a frontal sinus obliteration we did right before i went off service>
Med student: “that doesn’t seem right. You’re not a doctor though”
The Anhedonia: <at this point my indignation patently obvious> "Well buddy, programs like mine exist all over the country. Were broadly trained in facial skeletal and soft tissue surgery. Some places have single degree surgeons doing free flaps, rhinos, etc. I cordially invite you to rethink your definition of doctor"
Med student: "....but still though, you're not like a real doctor unless you have your MD"
The Anhedonia: “Well my doctoral degree, DEA license, NPI#, patient management experience, and hospital privileges beg to differ with you. Good day sir!”
Med student: “….lol wut?”
The Anhedonia: “I said GOOD DAY SIR”
Seriously though. It’s simultaneously hilarious and frustrating. Share your stories if you have them
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