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[SideDoorAdmissions]

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[Kracin]

“You’re going to be in debt for $325,000 anyhow - what’s another $175,000 to guarantee your success?”

This has to be an april fools joke, right?

 

[Gilakend]

This has to be an april fools joke, right?

It’s not. You can get private unsecured loans to cover the cost. I did it and would recommend.

 

[stayathomemom]

The website is pretty funny.

Not every student is right for our service and we want to be transparent - your money is what’s most important in higher education. So, just like at AMCAS and AACOMAS, the first step in our process is verification of parental income.

They even have social media, lol

 

[Olivia Jade]

OMG like this sounds amazing. I'm def interested!

 

[Lucca]

How many Ig followers can you guarantee? I want my own vodka line to help pay for medical school.

 

[Goro]

This has to be an april fools joke, right?

It's April Fools Day.

Last year the mods pretended to let all the banned trolls back in for a day. The trolls were played, quite accurately, by the mods. But one of them went so far into character that she got banned!

 

[EagerYoungPremed]

I'm interested. PM me please.

 

[AllBleedingStops]

I'm interested. PM me please.

Check the date young one.

 

[EagerYoungPremed]

Older one, I know.

 

[SideDoorAdmissions]

I'm interested. PM me please.

PMed.

 

[Olivia Jade]

Highly recommend this service! Got me into USC School of Medicine for Fall 2019 with a 1.9 GPA and 487 MCAT, zero volunteering. I probably won't have much time for school though, so I'll probably use this service again when I apply for residency!

 

[M&L]

this is awesome!!! i love the golden package )) Guaranteed admission to Russia or Sudan....

 

[PA_dud3]

This is really appalling an April Fool's joke of this nature, especially with the recent "pay to get in" admissions scandal. While we make fun here of this scandal, this has very serious consequences for premedical students. The recent changes by AAMC to limit sharing of admissions information across schools (ie discontinuing of acceptance reports) was due to potential anti-competitive investigations by the Federal DOE. After years of arguing between the schools on financial aid info release, this undergrad admissions scandal causing questions on how scholarship and financial aid are considered prior to admission. The AAMC lawyers are essentially forcing a new regulation that will require schools to wait until AFTER final acceptance (ie April 30) to announce ANY financial aid, scholarship awards, etc. That's right, acceptees will have to make decisions on where to attend with financial aid info. Part of this is being driven by the several schools beginning to offer "free" tuition, which itself is being scrutinized by the DOE and DOJ. Underlying all this is the 1970-1980s when it was a fairly common occurrence for schools to get large "donations" in return for acceptance of an applicant. Several schools and individuals have already received subpoenas by a joint DOE/DOJ task force; the Federal Admissions Reform Committee (Education). This may task force may actually start interviewing current acceptees and students to hear about scholarship offers and any leveraging was done. So if you get a subpoena from FARCE, get a lawyer.

Almost had me there...

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

This is really appalling an April Fool's joke of this nature, especially with the recent "pay to get in" admissions scandal. While we make fun here of this scandal, this has very serious consequences for premedical students. The recent changes by AAMC to limit sharing of admissions information across schools (ie discontinuing of acceptance reports) was due to potential anti-competitive investigations by the Federal DOE. After years of arguing between the schools on financial aid info release, this undergrad admissions scandal causing questions on how scholarship and financial aid are considered prior to admission. The AAMC lawyers are essentially forcing a new regulation that will require schools to wait until AFTER final acceptance (ie April 30) to announce ANY financial aid, scholarship awards, etc. That's right, acceptees will have to make decisions on where to attend with financial aid info. Part of this is being driven by the several schools beginning to offer "free" tuition, which itself is being scrutinized by the DOE and DOJ. Underlying all this is the 1970-1980s when it was a fairly common occurrence for schools to get large "donations" in return for acceptance of an applicant. Several schools and individuals have already received subpoenas by a joint DOE/DOJ task force; the Federal Admissions Reform Committee (Education). This may task force may actually start interviewing current acceptees and students to hear about scholarship offers and any leveraging was done. So if you get a subpoena from FARCE, get a lawyer.

Solid.

 

[deleted804295]

Omg they created a service that let's us drop out of school, party, and still become doctors???

 

[Lucca]

Omg they created a service that let's us drop out of school, party, and still become doctors???

We’ve always had that it’s called going to a state school lmao amirite lads

 

[M&L]

We’ve always had that it’s called going to a state school lmao amirite lads

BURN

 

[SideDoorAdmissions]

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[Peter Pan.]

Highly recommend this service! Got me into USC School of Medicine for Fall 2019 with a 1.9 GPA and 487 MCAT, zero volunteering. I probably won't have much time for school though, so I'll probably use this service again when I apply for residency!

Nah the real Olivia Jade would have had someone take the MCAT for her and get a 515+.