All I learned about medicine, I learned on Grey's Anatomy: 1. I should assume orthopedic female residents are lesbians. Or bisexuals. 2. Residents get haunted by ghosts of dead patients 3. 2nd year residents get to operate by themselves 4. Interns practice suturing on themselves 5. Trauma patients in the ER get resuscitated by a collection of 1st and 2nd year categorical residents, neurosurgical attendings, and a plastic guy. Oh, the latter is also boarded in ENT, so it's all right. 6. If you have Asperger's, you can be a cardiac surgeon. (He said Assburglers) 7. 2nd year residents masturbate a lot. And have sex with ghosts (see #2) 8. Hospitals routinely practice "experimental" surgery This show is board certifiably crazy.