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Nurses are complaining about hearing the same material. Please help me out with some of your favorites.
Some of my faves:
- when performing any ultrasound procedure, knee, stellate, etc. saying, "Now I won't be able to tell you if its a boy or a girl..."
- when patient says they are nervous saying, "don't worry, I just watched a YouTube video on how to do this."
- when patient says they are afraid of needles say, "me too! I can't even stand to look at them, thats why I keep my eyes closed the whole time."
Responses to these jokes are variable.
Some of my faves:
- when performing any ultrasound procedure, knee, stellate, etc. saying, "Now I won't be able to tell you if its a boy or a girl..."
- when patient says they are nervous saying, "don't worry, I just watched a YouTube video on how to do this."
- when patient says they are afraid of needles say, "me too! I can't even stand to look at them, thats why I keep my eyes closed the whole time."
Responses to these jokes are variable.