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Discussion in 'Pre-Medical - MD' started by Perfoman, May 16, 2008.

  1. Perfoman

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    just follow these three simple rules and you will win at life:

    1) be smart and/or hardworking
    2) don't be socially inept
    3) chill out

    ... Its that simple

    p.s. I'm really bored, been in the ambulance waiting for a call for hours!
     
  2. ChubbyChaser

    ChubbyChaser Yummmy
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    I will take that to heart.
     
  3. JA Prufrock

    JA Prufrock Serenity Now!
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    Key to winning nobel prize:

    discover something really useful
     
  4. Perfoman

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    Please do. Success is garenteed or your money back!
     
  5. Perfoman

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    did the person who invented whiteout get a Nobel prize?
     
  6. Key to getting herpes:

    Sleep with someone in the crew.
     
  7. ChubbyChaser

    ChubbyChaser Yummmy
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    Key to getting laid:

    Go hang out at the crew.
     
  8. JA Prufrock

    JA Prufrock Serenity Now!
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    key to not getting laid:

    hang out on SDN
     
  9. ChubbyChaser

    ChubbyChaser Yummmy
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    damn it!!
     
  10. Perfoman

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    key to forming a crew:

    First form a posse
     
  11. WellWornLad

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    When you use phrases like "win at life" you're already halfway to losing...

    Why must you be so negative?

    The key to preventing STDs and unwanted pregnancies:

    hang out on SDN
     
  12. wisconsindoctor

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    this is a better saying:

    if you just show up, you pass 90% of the people.

    if you just show up and care, you pass 95% of the people.

    if you just show up, care, and be on time you pass 97% of the people.

    if you just show up, care, be on time, and want to work and succeed, you will pass 99% of the people.
     
  13. Isoprop

    Isoprop Fascinating, tell me more
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    i belive you're wrong. it's a lot simpler than that:

    1.) don't quit.
    2.) repeat step 1.
     
  14. anomalous738232

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    think of something stupid, add more stupidity along the way--> turns into something brilliant

    aren't the greatest inventions those that come by mistake?
     
  15. chad5871

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    Sad but true. TA or preceptor for a lower-level class and you will totally see this.

    Totally. Silly Putty was invented by accident and has to be one of the coolest things ever.
     

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