I know what you normally hear from prospective interns in Anesthesiology. I want to join the profession and utilize my skills and knowledge to save humanity from all that is unholy. In fact, my skills and knowledge are second to none. You will raise your collective IQs by hiring me. I want to help ease Mankinds pain. To do that, I want to impeach George Bush. George Bush is responsible for all pain suffered on Man. Well, youll not get those platitudes from me. In fact, I want to be an Anesthesiologist in order to get a good nights sleep. After three years of this Medical School bullsh*%, I am pining for just ONE night of more than four hours in a row of sweet REM to bring me back from the precipice of schizophrenia. I tried to buy a gun the other day at K-Mart, and they told me I had a 5-day waiting period! Im angry now, dammit! I also hope to pursue Anesthesiology to improve myself as a human being. Surely God smiles on all those fellow Doctors that pepper the Country Clubs as they work to perfect their golf swings. I want to be GOOD too! But I dont expect a free ride, either. Have you checked out the price of a Mercedes these days!? I plan to work, work, work to become the best Anesthesiologist I can be. An Army of One (okay, TWOIm getting married soon). I promise to try really, really hard not to lose any patients, but some just dont have a prayer, so Ill be generous with the potassium so they dont feel any pain. I also realize that patient care is secondary to getting along with other hospital staff. We all know the nurses really do all the work, and I plan to buy my way into their hearts with WalMart knick-knacks whenever necessary to cover my a%#. Speaking of that portion of the anatomy (see, I was paying attention in Anatomy), I recognize one of my chief skills in dealing with other people is my ability to kiss serious a%#. In fact, should you honor me with a selection to your most exclusive profession, I promise to kiss yours like its never been kissed. With gusto and expertise. Like theres no tomorrow. Youll think Im your lapdog, Sparky! So, pretty please, can we dispense with all the foreplay, and just give me the position? I want the job, I want the salary, and you need someone now. Thanks. Youre going to love me. My parents do! Besides, I need to start paying off this quarter million in Med School loans So - if anyone is willing to read the real thing please PM me so I can shoot you copy b/c I am in desperate need for input.