If you could do anything EXCEPT medicine...

[morning]

I'd do 2 chicks at one time.

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[oze]

lol dude, unless you have some farming background that prolly sounded like too much of a premed answer

good thing I do then!

 

[Jihad]

good thing I do then!

No you don't you premed

 

[chman]

I'd do 2 chicks at one time.

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[BurghStudent]

To be entirely honest, I would become a carpenter.

 

[Hope0913]

1. Movie Director

2. Photographer, Videographer, or Cinematographer for BBC (planet earth/life), Discovery(deadliest catch, dirty jobs), National Geographic (taboo), Food network (diners driver-ins and dives)

I'd work for the UN (love politics + traveling), or work as a detective (better yet, a DNA analyst and make use of my degree), or become a teacher.

 

[Pwny]

Hmm... I would dedicate my life to discover this element.

But really, I would open a bakery and bake to my heart's content. I would be the next Sprinkles Cupcakes. Yum.

 

[lorenzomicron]

Write Sci Fi Novels.

Get a PhD and teach physics. Which I might do anyway

 

[BenUstudent]

Sounds like you need more cowbell.

 

[BenUstudent]

Anatomy assistant Professor by day
Bartender by night

 

[BenUstudent]

start a DNP school and church with JaggerPlate and oaklandguy

let me know how that goes

 

[MedcatHouse]

"ANYTHING"?
I would legally print spendable money, grow out my mustache and buy a top hat.

Then I would buy both the boardwalk and park place.

No green dress, exotic pet (perhaps a monkey...haven't you always wanted a monkey?), what about John Merick's remains?

It's the first thing I would do

 

[skiddoc]

To be entirely honest, I would become a carpenter.

Might as well go for Jewish carpenter while you're at it.

I'd become a botanist or a photographer.

 

[lcr2108]

go for a PhD in ethnomusicology and study hip-hop. my ethnomusicology professor has the best job ever! he hangs out with hip-hop heads and writes books about beat making, b-boying, and graffiti!

 

[jkhanh]

I would be chuck bass.

 

[marble30]

I would be chuck bass.

Gossip Girl


Anyways, back to the original topic - NINJA!

 

[thesituationPhD]

move to key west or VI, bartend and relax for the rest of my life

 

[Slack3r]

DJ or restaurant owner. Or lawyer, or dentist, or orthodontist. We'll see.

 

[Welker]

train for the UFC maybe
but that will be a long and painful road.

 

[dw2158]

real answer: clinical social worker

i-wish answer: open a bakery/cafe

ridiculous answer: ballerina

 

[TooMuchResearch]

real answer: clinical social worker

i-wish answer: open a bakery/cafe

ridiculous answer: ballerina

Maybe I'm intentionally misreading here, but you would first try to do a clinical social worker. If that didn't work out, you would open a bakery or cafe. And if that didn't work out, you'd do a ballerina?

 

[nuneyah]

Commercial airline pilot.

 

[DrArete]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnME92JU9zc

 

[DrArete]

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[DrArete]

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[jdido09]

be Ari from Entourage

 

[Slack3r]

be Ari from Entourage

Being an agent is nothing like it is on Entourage.

 

[Hamiltonian]

Being an agent is nothing like it is on Entourage.

Being an agent is everything like it is on Entourage.

 

[BioLover04]

Open a daycare.

 

[HolySmokes]

I'd do 2 chicks at one time.

First thing that popped into my head when I read the title. Alas, I'm too slow.

 

[dw2158]

Maybe I'm intentionally misreading here, but you would first try to do a clinical social worker. If that didn't work out, you would open a bakery or cafe. And if that didn't work out, you'd do a ballerina?

 

[Elpenor]

Professor at a University.

 

[MilkmanAl]

I'd do a ballerina. Wait, what?

 

[Earl Grey]

Um... therapist/counselor/career counselor/start and advice column. Aside from being a doctor, those are also careers where I get to tell people what to do, and get paid for it.

 

[Fort]

Physics Professor.

 

[batch5000]

Underwater welder.

 

[TooMuchResearch]

So yes?

 

[TooMuchResearch]

I'd do a ballerina. Wait, what?

I thought you were a ballerina?

 

[DrArete]

 

[duress]

i'd make posts with vaguely bitter undertones on message boards dedicated to applying to medical schools

also I'd love to be a cop e: or a firefighter! now that I think about it, I'm sad no one around us hires per diem police officers, it'd be awesome on the weekends

 

[FlowRate]

I'd do a ballerina. Wait, what?

I love dancing almost as much as I love dancers

 

[lstone13]

Probably a lawyer. Or a ninja. Or both.

 

[lejeunesage]

Math, history, French, philosophy, chemistry, and physics teacher.

 

[JohnnyExtra]

I'd host Top Gear.

 

[GeneCoDoctor86]

"ANYTHING"?
I would legally print spendable money, grow out my mustache and buy a top hat.

Then I would buy both the boardwalk and park place.

I like this! Very good answer!

 

[devilpup]

Become a professional boxer, bitch slap Money Mayweather, then become Dexter and pwn idiots with three dots tattooed in their eyes.

 

[jkhanh]

Dexter, like Dexter Morgan?

Become a professional boxer, bitch slap Money Mayweather, then become Dexter and pwn idiots with three dots tattooed in their eyes.