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I'm an UGLY Premed

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CalBeE

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Thanks guys. I'm gonna call up the plastic surgeon next door at Beverly Hills to get all those flaws of mine fixed. I'm sure everyone will be amazed by the New me. Now I finally feel that I can lift my head up and face my patients.
 
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Originally posted by Drakensoul
Get lots of plastic surgery... and then you can use it as a part of your application: discuss what a life-changing event it was to go from Chris Farley to Brad Pitt, and how you long to give others the same opportunity!

first of all, chris farley was cool. second, there's no such thing as an ugly person. lastly, plastic surgery can be a lifesaver for those who FEEL ugly.
 

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Hey Cal ...you never know, maybe the adcoms will have pity for your ugly self and accept you anyway. Or heck you are in san fransisco...perhaps you could wear makeup and if anything it will clearly distinguish you as an applicant. If anyone inquires about the makeup just tell them that in San Fransisco the equality and gender movements have rendered makeup the norm for everybody.

And at least you can look at the bright side of things, at least you know no one will be having any kinda "petty" jealousy toward you unlike some other applicants.... (uhmmm.......tofurkey).
 

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I am so ugly, my mom feeds me with a slingshot. That's why I am hesitant to send my pics on my apps.

She gets close enough to feed you with a slingshot? Lucky! Mine keeps me locked in the attic, and just slips a plate under the door and runs.
 
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Originally posted by Thundrstorm
She gets close enough to feed you with a slingshot? Lucky! Mine keeps me locked in the attic, and just slips a plate under the door and runs.

:laugh: I knew it was just a matter of time before someone came forth with a reply to the other thread. :laugh:
 

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Originally posted by Thundrstorm
She gets close enough to feed you with a slingshot? Lucky! Mine keeps me locked in the attic, and just slips a plate under the door and runs.

Sounds like a foreign movie I watched a long time ago. It was Romanian or an Eastern European country. Anyway, the ending of the movie was that the kid built up so much anger towards her mom that she eventually killed her mom by banging her head on the wall repeatedly.

It's a foreign movie, what do you expect? :p
 

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Hmmm, if you are in California, I guess classifying yourself as an URM wouldn't help much. I think you should mention your ugliness in your application essay (if you haven't already), describe how it has shaped your upbringing (how you were blocked from a better education offered to beautiful people), and how you have overcome such adversity in your life (by putting your ugly face in every public place possible so your presence is not denied). Then once you get into med school, start a Butt Ugly Med Students group (BUMS) group to empower fellow ugly med students. Oh, and don't forget to start a thread on SDN to rally your fellow ugly pre-meds, and start a fellowship/fraternity restricted only to ugly people to promote equality and fairness.
 

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Originally posted by tofurious
Hmmm, if you are in California, I guess classifying yourself as an URM wouldn't help much. I think you should mention your ugliness in your application essay (if you haven't already), describe how it has shaped your upbringing (how you were blocked from a better education offered to beautiful people), and how you have overcome such adversity in your life (by putting your ugly face in every public place possible so your presence is not denied). Then once you get into med school, start a Butt Ugly Med Students group (BUMS) group to empower fellow ugly med students. Oh, and don't forget to start a thread on SDN to rally your fellow ugly pre-meds, and start a fellowship/fraternity restricted only to ugly people to promote equality and fairness.

OMG.......LOL :laugh:
 

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Originally posted by tofurious
Hmmm, if you are in California, I guess classifying yourself as an URM wouldn't help much. I think you should mention your ugliness in your application essay (if you haven't already), describe how it has shaped your upbringing (how you were blocked from a better education offered to beautiful people), and how you have overcome such adversity in your life (by putting your ugly face in every public place possible so your presence is not denied). Then once you get into med school, start a Butt Ugly Med Students group (BUMS) group to empower fellow ugly med students. Oh, and don't forget to start a thread on SDN to rally your fellow ugly pre-meds, and start a fellowship/fraternity restricted only to ugly people to promote equality and fairness.

YOu're life-saver!:laugh:
 

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Originally posted by CalBeE
Stop it Mr. Reddly, don't post MY pic on a public forum...sheeesh! ;)

You look so unique. Any school looking for diversity should definitely look for you. I'm glad that there are other ugly premeds out there.

I'm tired of having to deal with "hot" premeds.

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Originally posted by hamhamfan
You look so unique. Any school looking for diversity should definitely look for you. I'm glad that there are other ugly premeds out there.

I'm tired of having to deal with "hot" premeds.

Yea I think having a "Unique" look will give my patients lasting impression. Even if they don't remember my last name, they can still call me "The unique-looking doctor". They'll definitely remember who I am and will come back for more. :thumbup:
 
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