Instead of studying the day before the DAT...

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... I decided to write a poem for you all:

Twas the night before D-Day, a few hours 'till it's time
Taxonomy and classification were all that was on my mind
My blue book and Cliffs sat neatly on my desk
Promising success to whoever uses them next
I've studied gen chem, I've studied orgo and have a good grasp at PAT
And even the path of urine when you decide to go pee
Should I study now, review and put in some more time?
Or shall I continue with this stupid little rhyme?
Indeed I'll keep writing this clever little line
Instead of understanding what oxygen could possibly bind
Just thinking about the test gets me all pumped up inside
My adrenal medulla is going crazy, better be prepared for a wild ride
When all of the sudden I have an inspiration
To log on to SDN to learn some more information
The message boards are filled with other students like me
In hopes of succeeding on their future DAT
Threads on destroyer, CDP, and all the examcrackers
And even "fwew done," which makes me feel like a slacker
My endurance is waning, my brain is nearly fried
But I guess I'll go through my reactions just one more time
After that It's time for some sleep, catch up on my delta waves
Dreaming of teeth I will be saving someday
I can't wait 'till its over, hopefully I won't have to take them again
But in the mean time
Good luck to those applying for the fall of 2010!

...breakdown tomorrow...err, probably the next day cause I'm heading straight to the bar afterwards!

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... I decided to write a poem for you all:

Twas the night before D-Day, a few hours 'till it's time
Taxonomy and classification were all that was on my mind
My blue book and Cliffs sat neatly on my desk
Promising success to whoever uses them next
I've studied gen chem, I've studied orgo and have a good grasp at PAT
And even the path of urine when you decide to go pee
Should I study now, review and put in some more time?
Or shall I continue with this stupid little rhyme?
Indeed I'll keep writing this clever little line
Instead of understanding what oxygen could possibly bind
Just thinking about the test gets me all pumped up inside
My adrenal medulla is going crazy, better be prepared for a wild ride
When all of the sudden I have an inspiration
To log on to SDN to learn some more information
The message boards are filled with other students like me
In hopes of succeeding on their future DAT
Threads on destroyer, CDP, and all the examcrackers
And even "fwew done," which makes me feel like a slacker
My endurance is waning, my brain is nearly fried
But I guess I'll go through my reactions just one more time
After that It's time for some sleep, catch up on my delta waves
Dreaming of teeth I will be saving someday
I can't wait 'till its over, hopefully I won't have to take them again
But in the mean time
Good luck to those applying for the fall of 2010!

...breakdown tomorrow...err, probably the next day cause I'm heading straight to the bar afterwards!

Best of luck! :)
 
LOL! hilarious!!! Good luck tomorrow and take a shot for those who haven't done the DATs yet. Can't wait for the breakdown...:D
 
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